Members B-Bottom Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 I'm convinced that is what the problem is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JacieFB Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 I'll ask the obvious...is it kempt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ModmanQ6 Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 So shave it off for the interviews and grow it back once you get the job...simple... Are you sure it's not your smell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted January 18, 2008 CMS Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 Shave it. Your chances of being hired for anything except store Santa Claus are greatly reduced with one. I'll be right behind you. My last day is next Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted January 18, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 So shave it off for the interviews and grow it back once you get the job...simple... In order to shave it I would need some sort of mystical set of sheers. And even if such an apparatus existed I just may loose my powers if I were to cut it off. I don't know if I can take that risk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JacieFB Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 Shave it. Your chances of being hired for anything except store Santa Claus are greatly reduced with one. I'll be right behind you. My last day is next Friday. Wow, the Holiday Season extends all the way into January in PA? Do they care if the Easter Bunny has a beard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted January 18, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 Shave it. Your chances of being hired for anything except store Santa Claus are greatly reduced with one.I'll be right behind you. My last day is next Friday. Do you have anything else lined up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JacieFB Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 it is mighty so I believe it frightens potential employers. I can't blame them reallyIn order to shave it I would need some sort of mystical set of sheers. And even if such an apparatus existed I just may loose my powers if I were to cut it off. I don't know if I can take that risk Braid it. Or maybe dread it. You're not properly nurturing your beard power potential! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted January 18, 2008 CMS Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 Do you have anything else lined up? Nope. My resume's on the desk of a good recruiter, and the usual Monster, Dice and Careerbuilder sites will get the update. Otherwise, I'm collecting and looking at likely having to take a temp part time job to augment. COBOL programming jobs are wierd...when they need you, they need you bad, when they don't, there's no work. I'm going to get more updated on some other skillsets while I'm off. Or I may dump IT entirely. It was good for a while, but it's a {censored} career these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ModmanQ6 Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 I don't believe you have a beard. No pics no beard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted January 18, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 Nope. My resume's on the desk of a good recruiter, and the usual Monster, Dice and Careerbuilder sites will get the update. Otherwise, I'm collecting and looking at likely having to take a temp part time job to augment. COBOL programming jobs are wierd...when they need you, they need you bad, when they don't, there's no work. I'm going to get more updated on some other skillsets while I'm off. Or I may dump IT entirely. It was good for a while, but it's a {censored} career these days. I've been on so many interviews and through so many temp agencies it's pathetic. The majority of the temp agencies that I've dealt with take one look at your resume and what kind of job you're looking for and then offer you a {censored} job. The best (worst) was when they wanted me to dip strawberry's in chocolate for 10 hours a day at $9 an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ModmanQ6 Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 Have you interviewed for a Lumberjack position yet? Your (questionable) beard and a flannel shirt should make you a shoe in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JacieFB Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 Too bad the Riders of Rohan don't make an appearance in The Hobbit. You'd be a shoe-in for an extra. Can you ride a horse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 You can lament your loss of beard in your new cubicle whilst checking your bank account for deposits ..OR...slowly stroke you fine beard under the elevated bridge where you now live....The choice is yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted January 18, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 You can lament your loss of beard in your new cubicle whilst checking your bank account for deposits ..OR...slowly stroke you fine beard under the elevated bridge where you now live....The choice is yours. well played Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeonVomit Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 You can lament your loss of beard in your new cubicle whilst checking your bank account for deposits ..OR...slowly stroke you fine beard under the elevated bridge where you now live....The choice is yours. EASY FOR YOU TO SAY YOU HAVE A BEARD AND A JOB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Onkel Bob Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 I think what Lug does is more of a vocation than a job really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitargod0dmw Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 Either shave it, or let it lose some of the mightiness. My beards are mighty and kept. Although very rare...they can be both! Rule #1: Shave your neck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 I think what Lug does is more of a vocation than a job really. Lug is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members collinwho Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 Lug is For those of you who weren't aware. This is actually an excerpt taken from his upcoming book, "The Existential Lug". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeonVomit Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 For those of you who weren't aware. This is actually an excerpt taken from his upcoming book, "The Existential Lug". But open the book with extreme caution: it can pull in any unsuspecting bystanders, so powerful is the suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members James Hart Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 another plus for the wonderful world of Computers/Telecom/IT/MIS/Geek stuff. I'm sure the mightiness of my beard helped in getting my job :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members misterhinkydink Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 [YOUTUBE]BYUdOb_pswU[/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members misterhinkydink Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 another plus for the wonderful world of Computers/Telecom/IT/MIS/Geek stuff. I'm sure the mightiness of my beard helped in getting my job :poke: I use the power of the Birkenstocks. The hair down to my ass probably helped, too. Once I got the job I got a new pair of shoes and a haircut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members frunobulax Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 have you been eating smelly foods while doing the interviews? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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