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WOT: Beer---Budweiser & Clamato Chelada


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Khlav Kalash Vendor: Fresh Khlav kalash! Get your khlav kalash!

Homer Simpson: Hey, uh, could you go across the street and get me a slice of pizza?

Khlav Kalash Vendor: No pizza, only khlav kalash.

Homer Simpson: Aw, shoot... Oh, all right, all right, gimme one bowl.

Khlav Kalash Vendor: [whips out something reddish on a stick] No bowl, stick, stick.

Homer Simpson: [Homer buys one, tries it] Oh, geez! That's just awful.

[finishes it]

Homer Simpson: Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?

Khlav Kalash Vendor: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.

Homer Simpson: Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.

[Homer drinks the can of crab juice, then several more]

Homer Simpson: [burps] Uh-oh. Uh, you got a men's room in there?

Khlav Kalash Vendor: [disturbed] Only khlav kalash. Men's room in tower. Tower! Observation deck!

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I tried it last night. The local budwieser distributor that is a member of the same men's club had some for samples.


Tastes awful. Basically, it's crappy V8 juice, with Bud, spiked with clam juice, salt and a little lime. Taste like ass.


And it comes in 1 Pint 8 Oz cans. puke3.gif





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I saw it in the Albertson's grocery store near my house. The label is bingual English and Spanish, so I'm guessing it's targeted for the Latino market.


Sounds disgusting. If I put tomato juice in my alcohol, it's gonna be a bloody mary. Clam juice? That belongs in chowder!

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