Members Thunderbroom Posted February 9, 2008 Members Share Posted February 9, 2008 There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle MeElmo Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports forher first day promptly at 8:00 AM The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the newemployee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backingup, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle MeElmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle MeElmo's. She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of fabric,wrapped it around two marbles and began to carefully sew the littlepackage between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager burst into laughter. After severa l minutes of hysterics he pulled himself together andapproached Lena . 'I'm sorry,' he said to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'butI think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...' 'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Svi Posted February 9, 2008 Members Share Posted February 9, 2008 I heard this one before, but the name Lena is replaced with the blond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted February 9, 2008 Members Share Posted February 9, 2008 Snort!!! I just got this laptop working again, ya bastadge!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members i_wanna_les_paul Posted February 9, 2008 Members Share Posted February 9, 2008 I heard this one before, but the name Lena is replaced with the blond. They're the Scandanavian-American version of blondes. Uff da. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassgirl9 Posted February 9, 2008 Members Share Posted February 9, 2008 Ha ha. Is she the same gal that got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the 'W's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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