Members REMUS Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 But she is being shipped in from Russia, so I still won't have a date for Valentines.... sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RobotBass Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 A wife is like a boat. You have to keep throwing money at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members walkerci Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 I hope you took a test drive before buying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members REMUS Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 But she likes long walks and writing poetry? ...I think she will be low maintenance *nods* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blueyedmule Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Ha! Met my wife online. . ..I like to tease her sometimes, call her my mail-order bride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members walkerci Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Mea culpa. I didn't take my own advice. I bought my Bullitt with taking a test drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members REMUS Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 I hope you took a test drive before buying. But of course! She is top of the range: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members georgestrings Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 But she is being shipped in from Russia, so I still won't have a date for Valentines.... sucks Don't worry - someone will probably break her in for ya along the way - it'll be great... - georgestrings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members REMUS Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Don't worry - someone will probably break her in for ya along the way - it'll be great... - georgestrings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members georgestrings Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Hey, don't shoot the messinger - hahaha!!! - georgestrings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members baracuda2004 Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 She's obviously a spy into some high risk government espionage. Just to be safe let's send her to my house first and see if she knows anything about "deepthroat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members i_wanna_les_paul Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Does she come with flats? If so, can you upgrade to something more roundwound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members REMUS Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 She's obviously a spy into some high risk government espionage. Just to be safe let's send her to my house first and see if she knows anything about "deepthroat." She is being shipped via freight train/boat, you think I can afford airmail!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members baracuda2004 Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 She is being shipped via freight train/boat, you think I can afford airmail!? It depends.. if she's fragile i.e. Jessica Alba i'd send her airmail with some insurance. But if she's "hairy russian fugly bucket of bull{censored} ugly" then groundshipping should be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members REMUS Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Does she come with flats? If so, can you upgrade to something more roundwound? I'm not sure, most of the pics were blurred or pretty dark... there was an upgrade list, but I went with what I could afford. Reckon I can send her back to bass for a tune up and some mods later on, what would you have done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Kindness Posted February 14, 2008 Moderators Share Posted February 14, 2008 Hey goofball! Send me you freakin' address and paypal info so I can send you your Jag. How do you want me to ship it? USPS? UPS? FedEx? DHL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gruntollio Bass Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 A wife is like an attachment you screw on the bed to do the housework. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members REMUS Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Hey goofball! Send me you freakin' address and paypal info so I can send you your Jag. How do you want me to ship it? USPS? UPS? FedEx? DHL? It's ok, i'm counting on my new wife to swim over and fetch it ygpm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scary Bill Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Mea culpa. I didn't take my own advice. I bought my Bullitt with taking a test drive. They wouldn't let me test drive my Lightning (F-150 supercharged etc) with out the money first. I was told if I didn't actually like it I could return it, like thats gonna happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SB900LE Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 no pics . . . no wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sunburstbasser Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 What was shipping like? And will she be able to be properly thawed upon arrival? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members REMUS Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 In soviet russian, teh wimmenz thaw themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Les_Izzmor Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Does she come with a 90 day money-back guarantee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members REMUS Posted February 14, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 Pete-teh-klashnikov, my contact says 90 days inc delivery Petey drives a hard bargain, but I think I might be a bit bitter if I was born with a peg for a leg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members walkerci Posted February 14, 2008 Members Share Posted February 14, 2008 no pics . . . no wife In that case, most of us are now officially single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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