Members Sonic1 Posted August 19, 2008 Members Share Posted August 19, 2008 It's the right thing to do, so humble yourselves people. Me first: I apoligize Canada, for the 9,000 physicians who migrated or commute to the States because of our lucritive medical field. You guys deserve to reap the benefits of all those degrees you handed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jrkman Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 We would also like to apologise for stealing your national pastime. Hockey that is. Not clubbing baby seals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thelurker Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 I want to apologize for the fact that we took all the good names for money denominations. Oh, sure, you try not to let it show by adding the word "Canadian", but "Canadian dollar/quarter/penny" justs sounds cute to us, and the kids all know it's basically Monopoly money, so they collect it because it looks funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hawkhuff Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 I'm sorry Canada we have no more baby seals to club. So, we can club Canadians. I am sorry our Girl Scout membership here is larger than your entire military. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Deep Bass Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 I apologize for chuckling every time you say the word 'about'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hearafter Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 Sorry that we took Hockey Hair and turned it into an icon for rednecks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mikgag Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 We would also like to apologise for stealing your national pastime. Hockey that is. Too bad you still suck at it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members collinwho Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 Too bad you still suck at it..... How long since a Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup? :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mikgag Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 How long since a Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup? :poke: and 80% of the players on those teams are from where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jrkman Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 and 80% of the players on those teams are from where? We are all well aware that we bought your pastime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jrkman Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 Too bad you still suck at it..... Hit a nerve there, eh? Stick that in your bi-language poutine! Cuuckookuuoockookoo. Watch your language or I'll come up there with a mouse in a beer bottle, eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ZenMoto Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 and 80% of the players on those teams are from where? Ummm ???....Russia, Finland, Sweden .... Hmmm ? Wooo Hooo....Go Wings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassgirl9 Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 Ummm ???....Russia, Finland, Sweden .... Hmmm ? Wooo Hooo....Go Wings That would be the other 20%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members collinwho Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 and 80% of the players on those teams are from where? Minnesota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassred Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 Minnesota Don't you mean minnepop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members collinwho Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 Don't you mean minnepop? If the state existed inside my favorite carbonated beverage (that being Mello Yello), then I would certainly mean that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members willsellout Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 I'm sorry I'm not part of the Canadian Coast Guard where you can drink on board the ships:( Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members King Kashue Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 and 80% of the players on those teams are from where? 52%...and dropping...:poke: But seriously, there are still NHL teams in Canada? I didn't know that we still let you guys keep some...That's very generous of the US... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted August 20, 2008 CMS Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 I'm sorry that 80% of the things you want to buy from here are sold by people who simply don't want the hassle of shipping them across the border. Oh, and aboot that border (notice my gracious translation to Canadian), I'm sorry it's harder to get into the US than into Canada. The best places typically are, but don't hate us for being better. Hate us for being better, and arrogant about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeonVomit Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 Who's 'better'? How can you define that? Anyway, I'm sorry that Terrence & Philip made me think all Canadians have beady eyes and flapping heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Music Calgary Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 Sorry that we took Hockey Hair I've been waiting to hear those words for over 35 years. *Finally*. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mikgag Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 52%...and dropping...:poke: But seriously, there are still NHL teams in Canada? I didn't know that we still let you guys keep some...That's very generous of the US... *beats King Kashue to a 48% bloody pulp* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 Sorry we got all your geese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sonic1 Posted August 20, 2008 Author Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 lousy illegal geese... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Deep Bass Posted August 20, 2008 Members Share Posted August 20, 2008 There's Canada geese around here practically year round. Loud, honking, pooping geese, go back to Canada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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