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Deep Bass

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Why can't the Olympic runners form complete sentences (mostly the men).

 

 

They can, they are just so fast that they break the sound barrier and every few words one is dropped because of a series of reoccurring sonic booms that come as a side effect of the time difference between here and Beijing.

 

Either that or the Chinese government is censoring everyone else's athletes now too.

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I like when they ask about their races.

 

"So what were you thinking out there? What was your strategy?

 

"well you know, I was not runnin' my fastest in the prelims so I just told myself I was gonna just go out there and run my fastest time on this race."

 

So the strategy is to run fast. Sounds like what Spinal Tap might say if they were runners.

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