Members Rowka Posted August 28, 2008 Members Share Posted August 28, 2008 A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptlywent into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finishedwith a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilotasked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that? The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?' Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?' The C-130 pilot chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walkedto the back, went to the bathroom, then got a cup of coffee and acinnamon bun.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted August 28, 2008 Members Share Posted August 28, 2008 You gotta love The Herky Bird... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chunky-b Posted August 28, 2008 Members Share Posted August 28, 2008 Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members L-1329 Posted August 28, 2008 Members Share Posted August 28, 2008 Oldie but a goodie. I've used basically that same joke before too, when I was flying the JetStar on a trip along side a tiny little POS Falcon 10. Those guys beat us there and started the smack talk, so we had to enlighten them to the comforts of the big 'ol Lockheed. They didn't think it was all that funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeonVomit Posted August 28, 2008 Members Share Posted August 28, 2008 I know a similar one, I'll copypaste the OP because I'm lazy. A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that? The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!' The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?' Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?' The C-130 pilot replies 'We just turned one of our engines off'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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