Members willsellout Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 If Lug was to use a noise suppressor, would he make a sound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ender_rpm Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 Black holes make no noise. Lug sucks more than a black hole. QED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members left left goose Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 eye ned too lurn tu reed guud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators ThudMaker Posted September 5, 2008 Moderators Share Posted September 5, 2008 Not if he was KK's receiver and his face was buried in a pillow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 Not if he was KK's receiver and his face was buried in a pillow. Your cruel comments have hurt me in my a...er...heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators ThudMaker Posted September 5, 2008 Moderators Share Posted September 5, 2008 Your cruel comments have hurt me in my a...er...heart. You know that saying "The truth hurts," dontcha? Well it's been changed. In today's namby pamby world the saying is "The theory hurts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fretless Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 If Lug was to use a noise suppressor, would he make a sound? of course you would need more than just a suppressor , you would need a eliminator and there isn't any device ,Soviet or otherwise that could handle this wide spectrum of suck . However with less amplification or the use of noise cancelling head gear the listener can control their bodily functions somewhat better . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassgirl9 Posted September 5, 2008 Members Share Posted September 5, 2008 If Lug was to use a noise suppressor, would he make a sound? only if he was in a forest.Run forest run! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted September 6, 2008 Members Share Posted September 6, 2008 only if he was in a forest. Run forest run! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ec437 Posted September 6, 2008 Members Share Posted September 6, 2008 Theoretically he would not, but in practice the suck is so great that the noise suppressor would instantaneously be vaporized into antimatter, which would then proceed to destroy the whole universe. So either way, the universe is obliterated, just one way only the machines have to listen to lug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gonzobassman Posted September 6, 2008 Members Share Posted September 6, 2008 So,could the suckage factor be high enough that that a Harley could be suck started? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rippin' Robin Posted September 6, 2008 Members Share Posted September 6, 2008 So,could the suckage factor be high enough that that a Harley could be suck started? Lug suck-starts Harleys for breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ec437 Posted September 6, 2008 Members Share Posted September 6, 2008 Lug suck-starts Harleys for breakfast. No, he actually does it while snoring... by breakfast he sucks so much that any madmade machine would be immediately destroyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gonzobassman Posted September 6, 2008 Members Share Posted September 6, 2008 How about a softball through fifty feet of garden hose?Now that would be suction,or a suckage factor of about 8.7!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fretless Posted September 6, 2008 Members Share Posted September 6, 2008 you guys are starting confuse lug with Paris . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted September 6, 2008 Members Share Posted September 6, 2008 If Lug was to use a noise suppressor, would he make a sound? Lug? Maybe, especially if he's eating. The noise suppressor, on the other hand, will emit all kinds of shrieks and howls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrcrow Posted September 6, 2008 Members Share Posted September 6, 2008 he would probably eat it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members King Kashue Posted September 6, 2008 Members Share Posted September 6, 2008 Not if he was KK's receiver and his face was buried in a pillow. I'll have you know that I am very gentle with my bitches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted September 6, 2008 Members Share Posted September 6, 2008 I'll have you know that I am very gentle with my bitches! BULL{censored}!!! I haven't had a bowel movement in a week thanks to you!! C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Poltergeist Posted September 6, 2008 Members Share Posted September 6, 2008 he has to ask Guttermouth to make him a costum pedal called "sucking compressor" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members King Kashue Posted September 6, 2008 Members Share Posted September 6, 2008 BULL{censored}!!! I haven't had a bowel movement in a week thanks to you!! C7 Man, think of all the extra time that gives you during the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted September 6, 2008 Members Share Posted September 6, 2008 Man, think of all the extra time that gives you during the day! I CAN'T WALK!!! Something tells me that I shouldn't have taken all that valium you offered me, because I keep finding splinters in my underwear. WTF is wrong with you? What happened to "trust"? C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators ThudMaker Posted September 6, 2008 Moderators Share Posted September 6, 2008 Man, think of all the extra time that gives you during the day! So you admit to being rough with C7. My theory stands, Mr. I'm Gentle with My Bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members King Kashue Posted September 6, 2008 Members Share Posted September 6, 2008 So you admit to being rough with C7. My theory stands, Mr. I'm Gentle with My Bitches. I've admitted to no such thing... I can guarantee than C7 didn't feel any discomfort at all and certainly didn't scream out at any point... <_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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