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Hi all, I'm still around!!!!


Tim in W.V.

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I was thinking of you the other day. Glad to read you're still around. :D

 

ROBIN (spoken):

Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!


LANCE (spoken):

Here's one.


DAD (spoken):

I'm not dead!


ROBIN (spoken):

Here, he says he's not dead!


LANCE (spoken):

Yes he is.


DAD (spoken):

I feel happy. I feel happy.

(sung)

I am not dead yet

I can dance and I can sing

I am not dead yet

I can do the Highland Fling


I am not dead yet

No need to go to bed

No need to call the doctor

Cause I'm not yet dead.


BODIES:

He is not yet dead

That's what the geezer said

No, he's not yet dead

That man is off his head


He is not yet dead

So put him back in bed

Keep him off the cart because he's not yet dead.


Well now he's dead

You whacked him on the head

Sure, now he's dead

It makes me just see red

You are such a brute

To murder that old coot

You homicidal bastard, now he's really dead

Who is the knave who put him in his grave

And who needs to manage his anger?


LANCE:

My name is Lancelot

I'm big, and strong, and hot.

Occasionally I do

Some things that I should not.


ROBIN:

I want to be a knight

But I don't like to fight

I'm rather scared I may

Just simply run away


LANCE:

I'll be right with you

Robin, through and through and through

So stick with me

And I'll show you what to do


ROBIN:

We'll remain good chums

You can teach me how to dance


ROBIN & LANCE:

We're going to enlist


ROBIN

I'm Robin


LANCE

And I'm Lance


CHORUS:

Oh we're off to war

Because we're not yet dead

We will all enlist

As the Knights that Arthur led.


DAD:

I am coming too

My name will be Sir Fred

I'll be your musician

Cos I'm not yet dead


CHORUS:

Oh we're not yet dead

To Camelot we go

To enlist instead

To try and earn some dough

And so although

We should have stayed in bed

We're going off to war

Because we're not yet dead


FRED:

I am coming, too

My name will be Sir Fred

I'll be your musician

'Cause I'm not yet dead


LANCE:

To kill

I will

It gives me such a thrill


ROBIN:

To sing

And dance

And keep an eye on Lance


ALL:

We're going off to war

We'll have girlfriends by the score


DAD:

We'll be shot by Michael Moore!


ALL: Because we're not yet dead.

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I had another 'password issue' with the board just like the one last time. wouldnt let me log in. Today I did the password reset a few times and it finally took.

 

I havent had computer access while they were figuring out if they were going to saw my left leg off. back in the hospital for a while...... doing not too bad really. now offically on SSD and Medicare.

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