Members Guttermouth Posted September 9, 2008 Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 soooooo......... things have been {censored}ty in general around my parts lately. i'm in the mood to do something nice for a random person and figured ..what better place than here right?? what i'm proposing is this - i'm willing to do a set of bass conversion mods to the winner's existing pedal for FREE!!!(you get the pedal to me and i'll take care of the rest).that's right, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!.this is just like you paying me to mod your pedal except,you're not paying me , this is just like me handing you 50 bucks!!!! now, granted, i'm not gonna turn a behringer delay into a multieffects unit or anything but, i'll do the best i can with whatever you send me. OR: the winner can have his choice of 2x3inch or 2x6 inch guttermouth patch cables,the aforementioned bass mod, or a handpainted single loop ,truebypass minilooper. rules for the contest are this : tell me why you deserve to win. simple, right? well... you have to make me laugh in the process.whoever makes me laugh the most is the winner.that's it.make me laugh by telling me why you deserve to win. go!!! contest ends thursday 9/11 @ 9pm central. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Optimus Prime Posted September 9, 2008 Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 Too bad all my pedals work amazing with bass. Though a treble booster built into this Phase 100 might not be a bad idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members xOriginalNinjax Posted September 9, 2008 Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 Too bad I don't have any pedals to mod. You should do it for ME because it'll be the most profitable! And consume the least amount of your time. Plus...if you don't...you'll be hearing "yippie-ki-yay mother{censored}er" right as Bruce Willis bursts through your back door, followed by a super-sonic explosion when Chuck Norris comes through the front. Then you'll have to watch a duel between them and then the winner will kill you. that's why. (if I win...tell me so I can buy a pedal to be modded...hahaha) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members solderjunkie Posted September 9, 2008 Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 I use my hot rodded Engel URB running through a 700-watt Peavey into a 2 x 12, 2 x 8 cab. I need a sound like no other!!! If you modded my wee DS-1, I could get "slap-distortion"... It would be like POP!rrrooooowwwwoooooowwwwwoooooooowwwwwwwoooooowwwwwwSLAP!POP!rrroooooowwwwwooooowwwwwooooowwwwwoooooooowwwwwwooooowwwwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BeeTL Posted September 9, 2008 Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 I have no pedals to mod and I'm not funny, but I just saved a ton of money by switching my car insurance to Geico... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Incubitabus Posted September 9, 2008 Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 can you put a due date on this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members xOriginalNinjax Posted September 9, 2008 Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 I have no pedals to mod and I'm not funny, but I just saved a ton of money by switching my car insurance to Geico... Nope. Not funny at all. Pretty sure between you and Patrick I almost lost fluid out my nose SEVERAL times this past weekend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Guttermouth Posted September 9, 2008 Author Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 can you put a due date on this? sure.whaddya think? 2 or 3 days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Optimus Prime Posted September 9, 2008 Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 I just had this amazingly long post about asking if you could make me a pedal that had all the effects of the most common effects questions. It had references to Justin Chancellor, Tim Commerford, which tuner and power supply were best, how to replicate and SVT. All this amazing content. Then it somehow disappeared. Damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Optimus Prime Posted September 9, 2008 Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 Let's try this again. Can you build me a pedal that will replicate all the effects of Justin Chancellor. It needs to have all the original Bass Whammy settings. And a Wal preamp somewhere. And replicate the fuzz tone of Tim Commerford. And it needs to tune. Which is better the TU-2, PitchBlack or Strobostomp? And be powered somehow. DC Brick or Voodoo Labs? And it has to be able to replicate a cranked SVT. Can you put all of that in one pedal? Along with some dope fly and fresh synth tones for hip-hop stuff. Would it all fit on a Pedaltrain PT-2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members solderjunkie Posted September 9, 2008 Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 My dog ate my homework... then blew the professor all is well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thunderbroom Posted September 9, 2008 Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 Here's what I'd like: Take one of my pedals...say the Boss GEB-7 and pimp it out with a crap load of multi-colored LED's such that when I engage it, the lights chase around the pedal. Why? Because it's pimptacular and would look badass on stage. Funny? No. True. Word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bleepo Posted September 9, 2008 Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 I have an original bassballs. It has one of those 1/8" phone jacks for a power supply. my old guitar player was building my pedal board with me, and decided to solder a boss 9v to the battery clips. So one show, I go to play, and nothing happens. No sound, nothing. (This had happened before) I freaked out, and realize that it was my bassballs. I'm already late for my cue, so I quickly wired around it. And then I turned on my wireless. I never let on to the fact it was human error. I even gave the guitard {censored} after the show, getting a hearty apology! It doesn't work now even with a signal going to it. I bought a Nano, but she blows. It's way too harsh and I'm boycotting the store I bought it at, so it's going back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BeeTL Posted September 9, 2008 Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 Funny...I don't remember either of us punching you in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Optimus Prime Posted September 9, 2008 Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 Funny...I don't remember either of us punching you in the face. I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pbass_groovin Posted September 9, 2008 Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 pimp my BF2 so my tone will be Luglike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brake Posted September 9, 2008 Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 you have to make me laugh in the process.whoever makes me laugh the most is the winner.that's it.make me laugh by telling me why you deserve to win. go!!! Because I've got more hair. seriously, i probably do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fingeringam Posted September 9, 2008 Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 i should win, other wise your mom might be walkin a lil bow legged for a few more days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Guttermouth Posted September 9, 2008 Author Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 hahaha.good 'un Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Guttermouth Posted September 9, 2008 Author Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Kindness Posted September 9, 2008 Moderators Share Posted September 9, 2008 I'd write something witty but I'd rather you not laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Guttermouth Posted September 9, 2008 Author Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 Let's try this again.Can you build me a pedal that will replicate all the effects of Justin Chancellor. It needs to have all the original Bass Whammy settings. And a Wal preamp somewhere. And replicate the fuzz tone of Tim Commerford. And it needs to tune. Which is better the TU-2, PitchBlack or Strobostomp? And be powered somehow. DC Brick or Voodoo Labs? And it has to be able to replicate a cranked SVT. Can you put all of that in one pedal? Along with some dope fly and fresh synth tones for hip-hop stuff. Would it all fit on a Pedaltrain PT-2? hahhaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Guttermouth Posted September 9, 2008 Author Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 Here's what I'd like: Take one of my pedals...say the Boss GEB-7 and pimp it out with a crap load of multi-colored LED's such that when I engage it, the lights chase around the pedal. Why? Because it's pimptacular and would look badass on stage. Funny? No. True. Word. that sounds like one of those "just because i can " kinda mods.we might have to do this in the future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Guttermouth Posted September 9, 2008 Author Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 hahahahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Guttermouth Posted September 9, 2008 Author Members Share Posted September 9, 2008 I'd write something witty but I'd rather you not laugh. hah! it'd be funny if you weren't serious..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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