Members ec437 Posted September 15, 2008 Members Share Posted September 15, 2008 I'm a dumbass with too much money. Recommend me some boutique yacht rock bass gear that won't be able to play over my guitarist microwaving a hot-pocket. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Trauma_Luna Posted September 15, 2008 Members Share Posted September 15, 2008 LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 82Daion Posted September 15, 2008 Members Share Posted September 15, 2008 Nominating any Euphonic Audio product. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super Bass Posted September 15, 2008 Members Share Posted September 15, 2008 Walter Woods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Guttermouth Posted September 15, 2008 Members Share Posted September 15, 2008 I'm a dumbass with too much money. Recommend me some boutique yacht rock bass gear that won't be able to play over my guitarist microwaving a hot-pocket. Thanks i may have something in the works for you. i've got the prototype done and so far the reception has been really great ( from the guys that i've let play it,that is). the amp weighs waaaay less than 3 pounds ( 2 lbs and 17 oz less, to be exact) as the exterior case is made from a single beautiful block of solid unobtainium.the control configuration is whatever you want it to be,you just think about a knob and there it is!! ( of course you can't see it due to the unobtainium casing around it but, i assure you -it's there). the volume levels are extremely low.it will never disturb your neighbors because their ears aren't well trained enough to hear it. so far i've had a couple of complaints about it not being loud enough but,that's just because the people playing it were liars and dolts with untrained ears. the best part about the new "unobtainium ultra" ,as i'm calling it, it is going to retail for $14,999.00. i'm offering a special, limited time upgrade offer on it for an extra $12,000.00 but so far no one has passed the test for me to tell them what the upgrade does. oh, and if you want a schematic - forget it. just a graphic representation of the idea behind the circuit is enough to melt your frontal lobe.i'm the only one with the mental capacity to comprehend its complexities - just take my word for it, it's the best sounding amp ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super Bass Posted September 15, 2008 Members Share Posted September 15, 2008 GM, you could make a killing with that amp over at TalkBass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeonVomit Posted September 15, 2008 Members Share Posted September 15, 2008 Whatever you do, make sure you use Lava Cables. I can recommend plenty of super expensive heads which are very loud, but can't think of anything that's quiet... Edit: Nevermind, I just realised this is a parody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted September 15, 2008 Members Share Posted September 15, 2008 as the exterior case is made from a single beautiful block of solid unobtainium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members ec437 Posted September 15, 2008 Author Members Share Posted September 15, 2008 Whatever you do, make sure you use Lava Cables. I can recommend plenty of super expensive heads which are very loud, but can't think of anything that's quiet... Edit: Nevermind, I just realised this is a parody hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members ec437 Posted September 15, 2008 Author Members Share Posted September 15, 2008 i may have something in the works for you. i've got the prototype done and so far the reception has been really great ( from the guys that i've let play it,that is). the amp weighs waaaay less than 3 pounds ( 2 lbs and 17 oz less, to be exact) as the exterior case is made from a single beautiful block of solid unobtainium.the control configuration is whatever you want it to be,you just think about a knob and there it is!! ( of course you can't see it due to the unobtainium casing around it but, i assure you -it's there). the volume levels are extremely low.it will never disturb your neighbors because their ears aren't well trained enough to hear it. so far i've had a couple of complaints about it not being loud enough but,that's just because the people playing it were liars and dolts with untrained ears. the best part about the new "unobtainium ultra" ,as i'm calling it, it is going to retail for $14,999.00. i'm offering a special, limited time upgrade offer on it for an extra $12,000.00 but so far no one has passed the test for me to tell them what the upgrade does. oh, and if you want a schematic - forget it. just a graphic representation of the idea behind the circuit is enough to melt your frontal lobe.i'm the only one with the mental capacity to comprehend its complexities - just take my word for it, it's the best sounding amp ever What is the test to find out the upgrade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zon5string Posted September 15, 2008 Members Share Posted September 15, 2008 Whatever it is.... ...you'll need a preamp with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Guttermouth Posted September 15, 2008 Members Share Posted September 15, 2008 What is the test to find out the upgrade? you just failed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ec437 Posted September 15, 2008 Author Members Share Posted September 15, 2008 you just failed it. May you suffer the wrath of GUL!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: http://www.box.net/shared/static/qdpbgmm736.mp3 http://www.box.net/shared/static/g00yy3u3d5.mp3 http://www.box.net/shared/static/ou4b86bmjv.mp3 http://www.box.net/shared/static/ufdk30doo0.mp3 http://www.box.net/shared/static/5hmpo2o4l6.mp3 http://www.box.net/shared/static/okvivqx1zd.mp3 http://www.box.net/shared/static/xra9118nre.mp3 http://www.box.net/shared/static/07p0atmj7s.mp3 http://www.box.net/shared/static/3zk4joaj74.mp3 http://www.box.net/shared/static/yakfmmibum.mp3 http://www.box.net/shared/static/qvqhj5ig48.mp3 http://www.box.net/shared/static/n1tt98nt6v.mp3 http://www.box.net/public/static/cg638sii2o.mp3 Who's the loser NOW, bitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted September 15, 2008 Members Share Posted September 15, 2008 HOLY {censored}, HEAD TO THE SHELTERS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ec437 Posted September 16, 2008 Author Members Share Posted September 16, 2008 HOLY {censored}, HEAD TO THE SHELTERS! You know, I was expecting more of a response for a thread with the name of him-who-shall-not-be-named and 13 lug mp3's inside. I have to say I'm rather disappointed in HCBF's panicking skills. I must have overdone it... did I kill everyone instantly upon upload? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Guttermouth Posted September 16, 2008 Members Share Posted September 16, 2008 Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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