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Most expensive, quitest bass head... (HELP!!!)


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I'm a dumbass with too much money. Recommend me some boutique yacht rock bass gear that won't be able to play over my guitarist microwaving a hot-pocket. Thanks
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i may have something in the works for you. i've got the prototype done and so far the reception has been really great ( from the guys that i've let play it,that is).

the amp weighs waaaay less than 3 pounds ( 2 lbs and 17 oz less, to be exact) as the exterior case is made from a single beautiful block of solid unobtainium.the control configuration is whatever you want it to be,you just think about a knob and there it is!! ( of course you can't see it due to the unobtainium casing around it but, i assure you -it's there).

the volume levels are extremely low.it will never disturb your neighbors because their ears aren't well trained enough to hear it. so far i've had a couple of complaints about it not being loud enough but,that's just because the people playing it were liars and dolts with untrained ears.

the best part about the new "unobtainium ultra" ,as i'm calling it, it is going to retail for $14,999.00. i'm offering a special, limited time upgrade offer on it for an extra $12,000.00 but so far no one has passed the test for me to tell them what the upgrade does.

oh, and if you want a schematic - forget it. just a graphic representation of the idea behind the circuit is enough to melt your frontal lobe.i'm the only one with the mental capacity to comprehend its complexities - just take my word for it, it's the best sounding amp ever :thu:

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i may have something in the works for you. i've got the prototype done and so far the reception has been really great ( from the guys that i've let play it,that is).

the amp weighs waaaay less than 3 pounds ( 2 lbs and 17 oz less, to be exact) as the exterior case is made from a single beautiful block of solid unobtainium.the control configuration is whatever you want it to be,you just think about a knob and there it is!! ( of course you can't see it due to the unobtainium casing around it but, i assure you -it's there).

the volume levels are extremely low.it will never disturb your neighbors because their ears aren't well trained enough to hear it. so far i've had a couple of complaints about it not being loud enough but,that's just because the people playing it were liars and dolts with untrained ears.

the best part about the new "unobtainium ultra" ,as i'm calling it, it is going to retail for $14,999.00. i'm offering a special, limited time upgrade offer on it for an extra $12,000.00 but so far no one has passed the test for me to tell them what the upgrade does.

oh, and if you want a schematic - forget it. just a graphic representation of the idea behind the circuit is enough to melt your frontal lobe.i'm the only one with the mental capacity to comprehend its complexities - just take my word for it, it's the best sounding amp ever
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What is the test to find out the upgrade?

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HOLY {censored}, HEAD TO THE SHELTERS!

 

 

You know, I was expecting more of a response for a thread with the name of him-who-shall-not-be-named and 13 lug mp3's inside. I have to say I'm rather disappointed in HCBF's panicking skills. I must have overdone it... did I kill everyone instantly upon upload?

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