Members Rhythm Junky Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 This chick I've been dating/banging shows up in the middle of the night last night welping like a little puppy dog, she wanted in. My dog was going nuts, and I just laid there trying to sleep through it. She said she wasn't going home and that she was going to sleep in her car if I didn't let her in. Finally she gave up and left. It was about an hour of terrorism. She's getting married this month, she loves me because I bang her and her fiancee doesn't, she's jealous, and I have to be careful what I say to her because she'll flip out if I make a comment about another woman. Weird man!!!! I'm half afraid of her. Fatal attraction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members terminalnation Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 Bang the fiancee, you won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonjohn Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 Dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fretless Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 move . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members flemtone Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonjohn Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 Kinda sounds like you are a bit Psycho for getting in a situation like that to begin with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tylytle Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 Good luck with that one. Sounds like you picked the wrong chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members frunobulax Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 .She's getting married this month, she loves me because I bang her and her fiancee doesn't... one of these nights, it'll be the fiancee knocking on your door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Oddsock Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 Clearly you have deep feelings for this woman. You should go to her with your heart on your sleeve and whisk her away to elope, somewhere sunny. Make sure you have kids quickly, so she can't get away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 This chick I've been dating/banging shows up in the middle of the night last night welping like a little puppy dog, she wanted in. My dog was going nuts, and I just laid there trying to sleep through it. She said she wasn't going home and that she was going to sleep in her car if I didn't let her in. Finally she gave up and left. It was about an hour of terrorism. She's getting married this month, she loves me because I bang her and her fiancee doesn't, she's jealous, and I have to be careful what I say to her because she'll flip out if I make a comment about another woman. Weird man!!!! I'm half afraid of her. Fatal attraction? Is she the one on the left in your Avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mikgag Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 sounds like you were meant for each other..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 1tallbassguy Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 Sounds like some of the girls I have dated lately. One of my most honed skills is finding psycho-bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 Clearly you have deep feelings for this woman. You should go to her with your heart on your sleeve and whisk her away to elope, somewhere sunny. Make sure you have kids quickly, so she can't get away. /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members poomwah Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 that doesn't even begin to describe psycho... THAT, is nothing. but either way, you are dating and banging a woman who's engaged to someone else. since you KNOW that she's getting married, you pretty much deserve whatever you get.just calling it like it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members catphish Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 sounds like you were meant for each other..... ^^This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members poomwah Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 I'm totally tortured now... I just don't get it. How on earth do you {censored} another man's woman... and feel ok about it? Not to mention, how do you date a woman, that you know will cheat on her fiance? Then.. how the {censored} do you throw yourself in the middle of that , then bitch and whine about losing an hour of sleep. Do you have ANY idea the kind of {censored} you could be getting yourself into? How about when she doesn't leave, how about when HE shows up, or how about when your cock falls off from the case of gonnaherpasyphilaids you got from her? poor me "my dog barking and her knocking was an hour of terrorism" terrorism is when the guy ties your hands behind your back, threads a corkscrew into your cock, ties a cable from the corkscrew to the back of his car, and sees how long you can keep up... thats terror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fretless Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 Jebus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members poomwah Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 or when the whore shows up and staples your nuts to your pubic bone... then you can whine. but not for an hour of barking and knocking, damn, my dog barks at himself half the time, he'll snore and wake up barking at the noise, but I don't think that was terrible. Wait till the crack whore shows up on your door one day with a {censored}ed up little aids baby, and wants to stay with you, because the other guy dumped her because he got suspicious when the little potato head looking bastard didnt look like him. And all you want to do is go down to the local music store and check out some new pedal, but you can't because she's following you around all the time telling you the little rubberhead is yours. Then you have to take her in just to keep the neighbors from bitching all the time. Next thing you know, she's got one of those ticket dispensers from the deli counter to keep track of which cock she's going to be sucking next, and the dogs gonna be barking at all the guys coming in and out of there, and probably be pissed off himself, because he's wondering why its taking so long to get his turn from the dishrag whore, then he gets an attitude and starts pissing and {censored}ting all over the place, now you can't sleep over the smell of dog piss, crap, stale jizz, and the dog barking, the slurping sounds, and the sound of quarters hitting the table on their way out. THEN, you can complain about losing sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Billvarez Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 Rant of the year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 that doesn't even begin to describe psycho... THAT, is nothing. but either way, you are dating and banging a woman who's engaged to someone else. since you KNOW that she's getting married, you pretty much deserve whatever you get.just calling it like it is. Word. (but you may want to simmer down now. I get your feelings on the matter and agree 157%, but hostility won't help the matter, it'll only get you in trouble. Just saying) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 I'm totally tortured now... I just don't get it. How on earth do you {censored} another man's woman... and feel ok about it? Not to mention, how do you date a woman, that you know will cheat on her fiance? Then.. how the {censored} do you throw yourself in the middle of that , then bitch and whine about losing an hour of sleep. Do you have ANY idea the kind of {censored} you could be getting yourself into? How about when she doesn't leave, how about when HE shows up, or how about when your cock falls off from the case of gonnaherpasyphilaids you got from her? poor me "my dog barking and her knocking was an hour of terrorism" terrorism is when the guy ties your hands behind your back, threads a corkscrew into your cock, ties a cable from the corkscrew to the back of his car, and sees how long you can keep up... thats terror. I think they summed it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members MrJoshua Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 When can we catch y'all on the Springer show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Svi Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 That's what you get for banging a chick that's taken. Sorry, I don't feel bad for you. I hope the fiance is the one that's banging on your door next time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members poomwah Posted October 2, 2008 Members Share Posted October 2, 2008 and she loves you because you bang her? who the {censored} are you, the guy from jackyl? she must love that crack dealer too because he'll let her suck his cock for a quick fix. Meanwhile you're at home taking care of little rubberhead because mom is out whoring around, because lets face it, after your cock rots off, you can't bang her anymore, so the love will disappear and she'll start boning someone else. And junior is whining I don't like ramen noodles, why can't we have things that the other kids have, which in itself is sad because the only interaction he's had with other kids is with the spawn of her clients that they leave in the living room of the trailer to play with your potato head kid because they are spending the baby sitter money on your woman. And the whole time you are trying to explain to junior, well kiddo , we can't have nice things because your mother is a whore and your father is a worthless bastard... I don't know who he is, but he's a worthless bastard. How do I know, because that's the only type your mom will screw. What's that say about me? well whats that say about you, you cryin little bastard, she left you here for me to take care of, wipe your own ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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