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Serious Obama/McCain issue...


Rob Martinez

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Are you serious? I'm 23, dude... not into the grandmas so much.
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Mid-40's ain't "grandma". Usually.:D

 

Either way, mid-40's and still has her looks? You'd be well advised to go for it if the opportunity ever presents itself, because I like you well enough that I want you to at least enjoy a few of the finer things in life, and friend, you don't know what you're missing.

 

Best thing about mid-40's hotness? They don't tell, they don't swell, and they're always grateful as hell.:D

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Mid-40's ain't "grandma". Usually.
:D

Either way, mid-40's and still has her looks? You'd be well advised to go for it if the opportunity ever presents itself, because I like you well enough that I want you to at least enjoy a few of the finer things in life, and friend, you don't know what you're missing.


Best thing about mid-40's hotness? They don't tell, they don't swell, and they're always grateful as hell.
:D
C7

 

you definitely nailed it. the children these days are so silly

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She seems kind of young to be his Daughter...It she really?

 

No, she's actually Bristol Palin's kid...:poke:

 

 

Meghan McCain is 24. He was 48 when she was born.

 

McCain's youngest son is 20. And they have a daughter who is 17 (though adopted, so not proof his swimmers still worked ;))

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Ok. Here's a horror story:

 

I get McCain's daughter pregmant. Then I gotta deal with McCain in some form or fashion for the rest of my life and soon discover that he runs his family like he runs a campaign.

 

He buys some untested, unlabelled vitamin oil (Palin) that he rubs on my baby's head and the hair stops growing in that spot. But McCain is unwavering; insisting that he's been in rough times before and things have always worked out.

 

That's when I stick my foot out, trip McCain, and take my baby to a doctor.

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Ok. Here's a horror story:


I get McCain's daughter pregmant. Then I gotta deal with McCain in some form or fashion for the rest of my life and soon discover that he runs his family like he runs a campaign.


He buys some untested, unlabelled vitamin oil (Palin) that he rubs on my baby's head and the hair stops growing in that spot. But McCain is unwavering; insisting that he's been in rough times before and things have always worked out.


That's when I stick my foot out, trip McCain, and take my baby to a doctor.

 

Yeah, that's um...funny? Funny is what you were going for, right? :confused:

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