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I need to pass time today, seriously. :)

 

Mine is doing Balance Sheet journal entries in my head. I'm ok at it, but I still need to work it out on paper.

Income Statement, no problem. But correcting negative balances on the B/S without writing it out and testing it gives me little fits.

Thankfully, it doesn't happen too often.

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I need to pass time today, seriously.
:)

Mine is doing Balance Sheet journal entries in my head. I'm ok at it, but I still need to work it out on paper.

Income Statement, no problem. But correcting negative balances on the B/S without writing it out and testing it gives me little fits.

Thankfully, it doesn't happen too often.

 

Oooohhhh - I have that problem too!

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I work in a prison. We do strip searches on a regular basis, and I have a 1.5 hour shower post every shift. I've seen more naked men than a sorority girl. There's a lot of variety in the human form, that's for sure.

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I'm so sorry I get watch football games at work.


I'm sorry really!


:D

 

and baseball... we have a pair of huge plasmas on the wall with full HD subscriptions. I also sit on a company laptop docked to a pair of 22" flat screens with full internet access.

 

I'm an operations engineer for a major VoIP provider... y'all may have seen our banner ads :facepalm:

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and baseball... we have a pair of huge plasmas on the wall with full HD subscriptions. I also sit on a company laptop docked to a pair of 22" flat screens with full internet access.


I'm an operations engineer for a major VoIP provider... y'all may have seen our banner ads
:facepalm:

 

Taxpayers pay me to do it!

 

:lol:

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I work in a prison. We do strip searches on a regular basis, and I have a 1.5 hour shower post every shift. I've seen more naked men than a sorority girl. There's a lot of variety in the human form, that's for sure.

 

 

 

I always see the guard in prison shower scenes from movies and think "Is that his only duty there? If so, that must be a {censored}ty job." but that answers my question :D

 

 

Do you get a lot of the things that happen in those prison shower scenes actually happen?

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I always see the guard in prison shower scenes from movies and think "Is that his only duty there? If so, that must be a {censored}ty job." but that answers my question
:D


Do you get a lot of the things that happen in those prison shower scenes actually happen?

 

 

The guy who hasn't had his haircut since high school wants to know....

 

:lol::lol::D

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I feel your pain. Did that when I was 16-17. That was actually the last time I cut my hair and was clean-shaven on a regular basis
:D

 

I got you both beat.

 

I set a Guiness World record for making 3972 McDonald's cheeseburgers in 4 hours when I was 16. There is a plaque in the store back wall to this day. :facepalm:

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I got you both beat.


I set a Guiness World record for making 3972 McDonald's cheeseburgers in 4 hours when I was 16. There is a plaque in the store back wall to this day.
:facepalm:

 

And here I thought burning 25 tons of {censored}e sludge at the wastewater plant was good. Man you're good!

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I'm a gynecologist
:wave:

Make your own jokes
:rolleyes:

Let's see if someone comes up with something I haven't heard 8 million times already
:facepalm:

 

You've seen a million vaginas and I've seen a million penises. We're even.

 

Again, you've probably heard this countless times, but I really don't envy your job. Of course when adolescent boys learn what a gynecologist is, they're like "huh, wouldn't it be, uh, awesome to be a, uh, gynecologist, and, uh, see {censored} all day.. huh huh huh." Then we realize how many horrible things you have to see. Old women, fat women, women with poor hygiene (yikes!), women with disease, etc. Thank goodness that you guys are able to establish a professional distance, because there's absolute no way I could handle that kind of job.

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The guy who hasn't had his haircut since high school wants to know....


:lol:
:lol:
:D

 

 

 

Hey man, I don't plan on getting sent up the river any time soon, but it's not exactly unheard of in our particular line of work :D I wanna know if I should actually be afraid of some big guy named Zeke trying to {censored} me or whether I should watch for whoever looks like they could make a shank the fastest :D

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You've seen a million vaginas and I've seen a million penises. We're even.


Again, you've probably heard this countless times, but I really don't envy your job. Of course when adolescent boys learn what a gynecologist is, they're like "huh, wouldn't it be, uh, awesome to be a, uh, gynecologist, and, uh, see {censored} all day.. huh huh huh." Then we realize how many horrible things you have to see. Old women, fat women, women with poor hygiene (yikes!), women with disease, etc. Thank goodness that you guys are able to establish a professional distance, because there's absolute no way I could handle that kind of job.

 

 

Word.

 

Real-life poon ain't like in the porno films...

 

I couldn't keep lunch down, or any food for that matter.

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You've seen a million vaginas and I've seen a million penises. We're even.


Again, you've probably heard this countless times, but I really don't envy your job. Of course when adolescent boys learn what a gynecologist is, they're like "huh, wouldn't it be, uh, awesome to be a, uh, gynecologist, and, uh, see {censored} all day.. huh huh huh." Then we realize how many horrible things you have to see. Old women, fat women, women with poor hygiene (yikes!), women with disease, etc. Thank goodness that you guys are able to establish a professional distance, because there's absolute no way I could handle that kind of job.

 

 

Yeah, a buddy of mine was really set on doing the gynecology thing, until I told him "Y'know, women usually don't go to the gynecologist because their vag is perfectly healthy" :facepalm:

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Again, you've probably heard this countless times, but I really don't envy your job. Of course when adolescent boys learn what a gynecologist is, they're like "huh, wouldn't it be, uh, awesome to be a, uh, gynecologist, and, uh, see {censored} all day.. huh huh huh." Then we realize how many horrible things you have to see. Old women, fat women, women with poor hygiene (yikes!), women with disease, etc. Thank goodness that you guys are able to establish a professional distance, because there's absolute no way I could handle that kind of job.

 

Word. Because by the time you got home after working that job all day/week, and about the time your wife/girlfriend was ready to be all amorous, you would, in turn, probably say: "Ugh...get that {censored} outta my face. I've been looking at those all day..." :facepalm:

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At my old job I has tons of time to {censored} around. In a 40 hour week I probably did 10 hours of real work and 30 hours on the web. My new job keeps me pretty busy. I'm probably doing work 35 out of 40 hours. I don't really mind, days fly by now.

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