Members Crescent Seven Posted October 26, 2008 Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 If a guy approaches you at a bar and asks you if you have tickets to the Tina Turner concert, it's not because he's a music fan. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zesty brick Posted October 26, 2008 Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burdizzos Posted October 26, 2008 Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 Did he want to kick your ass or was there something more sinister in the works? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members eric.chambers Posted October 26, 2008 Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 Is that supposed to be code for something? I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonjohn Posted October 26, 2008 Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 Is that supposed to be code for something? I don't get it. I don't get it either . She has nice hair , you can appreciate even if you are not a fan of music . I like your "to my friends" avatar Eric BTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members eric.chambers Posted October 26, 2008 Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 Thank you Jonjohn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted October 26, 2008 Author Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 I don't get it either. It's code for a gay dude trolling for meth. The guy approached me while I was talking to my singer's girlfriend, and asked both of us if we were "holding Tina Turner tickets." After the third time of me asking "lolwut?", he came right out and said "I'm looking to go fast and get close to someone tonight." Oh. I know what "go fast" means. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fretless Posted October 26, 2008 Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 well Tina is on tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted October 26, 2008 Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 It's code for a gay dude trolling for meth. C7 that's about the dumbest thing i've heard all day. just... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burdizzos Posted October 26, 2008 Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 I've never been happier to be unhip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted October 26, 2008 Author Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 glad i wasn't the only one. that's about the dumbest thing i've heard all day. just... See, now you guys have learned a valuable lesson as well. It didn't really make sense at first, that some random dude at a club would approach me while I was chatting with a girl. This is a club that C7 is playing in November, and we were there to give the owner the contract. It's one of those clubs that has live rock music downstairs, and dance music upstairs, and when I ventured upstairs to see what was up there, I discovered that it's a popular spot for the boys. I'm glad my wife wasn't there, she would be teasing me mercilessly about getting hit on. It's all good, though. I am pretty hot... C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted October 26, 2008 Author Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 I've never been happier to be unhip. C'mon. We all know you spike the hair and pop the collar and slide around the dancefloor in designer shoes. You ain't gotta lie to kick it, hipster. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burdizzos Posted October 26, 2008 Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 C'mon. We all know you spike the hair and pop the collar and slide around the dancefloor in designer shoes. You ain't gotta lie to kick it, hipster. C7 Nah, I'm into the old gay dude scene. We don't waste time at the clubs, we just hook up at the Moose Lodge for single malt scotch and the {censored}in'. There are no codes to remember, we just ask for what we want specifically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassment zombie Posted October 26, 2008 Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 Nah, I'm into the old gay dude scene. We don't waste time at the clubs, we just hook up at the Moose Lodge for single malt scotch and the {censored}in'. There are no codes to remember, we just ask for what we want specifically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted October 26, 2008 Author Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 Nah, I'm into the old gay dude scene. We don't waste time at the clubs, we just hook up at the Moose Lodge for single malt scotch and the {censored}in'. There are no codes to remember, we just ask for what we want specifically. Word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bottom End Posted October 26, 2008 Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 If a guy approaches you at a bar and asks you if you have tickets to the Tina Turner concert, it's not because he's a music fan. C7 What were you wearing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted October 26, 2008 Author Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 What were you wearing? Jeans and a long sleeved pocket T. I was drunk as hell, too. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted October 26, 2008 Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 Nah, I'm into the old gay dude scene. We don't waste time at the clubs, we just hook up at the Moose Lodge for single malt scotch and the {censored}in'. There are no codes to remember, we just ask for what we want specifically. there's definitely something to be said for eliminating any ambiguity from the situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted October 26, 2008 Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 I am pretty hot... C7 only when your pants are on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted October 26, 2008 Author Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 only when your pants are on fire. I'm just not your type, sweetie. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bottom End Posted October 26, 2008 Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 Jeans and a long sleeved pocket T. I was drunk as hell, too. C7 If your long-sleeved pocket T was tucked in, then that may have given off the mixed signals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted October 26, 2008 Author Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 If your long-sleeved pocket T was tucked in, then that may have given off the mixed signals. Nope. I don't tuck t-shirts. It could have been the come-{censored}-me eyes, but I'm not sure. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sugarskull Posted October 26, 2008 Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 Hee hee hee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted October 26, 2008 Members Share Posted October 26, 2008 I'm just not your type, sweetie.C7 you're right. i prefer my bitches to be able to stay awake past 9:00 at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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