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when discussing this topic among real people one of my friends mentioned the name "Fresh Wind" as a name suggested by the guitard:facepalm:


whats funny, the guitard is quite insistent on using this name.
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A name that was seriously proposed and vigorously lobbied for in one of my bands was "Whiz Band"....you heard right...Whiz Band :facepalm:

 

From The 25 Most Ridiculous Band Names in Rock

 

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The story: A British act decided to come up with a band name even more ironically detached than the Band, just to make Robbie Robertson feel like an asshole.

 

Why it's ridiculous: A band name this overtly meta is bound to either leave most people reenacting an annoying version of the Abbott and Costello routine or presuming you have a stutter. It also displays a level of pretentiousness that triggers an innate defense mechanism in most human beings to avoid your smug little dip{censored} band at all costs. (It's also not terribly smart to choose a name guaranteed to make it impossible for people to Google you.) :D

 

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Mister Mister

The story: The band's name references a record by another band called the Weather Report, which had the line "Mister Fister" in it.

 

Why it's ridiculous: Mr. Mister manages a one-two punch of mediocrity: They've plagiarized an idea another band had, then changed it around just enough to obliterate all the wit and substance from the idea. We're not suggesting the band still wouldn't be on this list if it'd gone with Mister Fister instead. But at least that sounds like the kind of dumb, filthy joke you and your friends might come up with. Mr. Mister sounds like the kind of joke a five-year-old would tell to one of his toys.

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A name that was seriously proposed and vigorously lobbied for in one of my bands was "Whiz Band"....you heard right...Whiz Band
:facepalm:

The 25 Most Ridiculous Band Names in Rock

 

Well, if we are talking about our own bands, then I think that "25 Ducks In A Barrell" has to be up there.

 

Another (the one in my sig) was briefly named "The New #2" before settling on a better one in the end.

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We even played live once with it until we could settle on a proper name. You need a name to play live, I was the local promoter. So if my band couldn't settle on a name, then I'd have no choice but to make up something to stick on the posters. :D

 

It's actually an Iron Maiden/movie reference (The Prisoner). But yes, also rather funny for the name of my new band, on the side of my already signed main band. :lol:

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Fudge Tunnel gets my vote.

 

 

I hate to quote myself on this but the reason why I mentioned it is because it was actually a signed thrash band out of the U.K. in the early to mid 90's. The only reason I have ever heard of them is because the lead singer went to form Nailbomb with Max Cavalera of Sepultura/Soulfly fame. Nailbomb was pretty damn good and I still listen to it today....Fudge Tunnel....not so much.

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I hate to quote myself on this but the reason why I mentioned it is because it was actually a signed thrash band out of the U.K. in the early to mid 90's. The only reason I have ever heard of them is because the lead singer went to form Nailbomb with Max Cavalera of Sepultura/Soulfly fame. Nailbomb was pretty damn good and I still listen to it today....Fudge Tunnel....not so much.

 

 

Yup. Pretty much the same story for me.

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when we first started puting the band together ou former rythmn guitarist suggested vines&wine or skinny dip.we ended up as blue boy holly(which i still like),but we have lost yet another rythmn guy,which i am handling now,and we are considering changing our name to standing in the ashes,i'm not sure i like it...as far as local bands in my area...

 

shadow box

boss indicus

pure water jugg

slow couch

jolly fist

destination knowhere

jacked

mother tounge

s.p.e.u.(smoking pot enhances us)

lix

filthy jim

lady finger

 

that's all i can think of...some great bands,and all the names aren't terrible...but some of them:facepalm:

 

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We even played live once with it until we could settle on a proper name. You need a name to play live, I was the local promoter. So if my band couldn't settle on a name, then I'd have no choice but to make up something to stick on the posters.
:D

It's actually an Iron Maiden/movie reference (The Prisoner). But yes, also rather funny for the name of my new band, on the side of my already signed main band.
:lol:

 

 

 

MAIDEN LOOOOOVE!!!!

 

 

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Don't ask. I was drunk at the time.

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