From "The Onion" : Voting Machine is Elected President

[Armchair Bronco]

Here's some election-day humor from the folks at "The Onion":

 

Video: Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President

[fealach]

Hell, if it was on the ballot I would have voted for the machine myself.

[Armchair Bronco]

I actually exercised my right to vote for a "Write In" candidate.

 

I penciled in Mitt Romney's name. He's who I wanted all along. Figured it was better to vote for the guy I wanted (even if he's not running) than it was to hold my nose, close my eyes, and vote for some a ticket (either Dem or Rep) that I didn't believe in.

[EZ3X3]

I voted for me, and when you check I'll have won. Oh yeah my first name starts with a?

[rikshaw]

 

I voted for me, and when you check I'll have won. Oh yeah my first name starts with a?

 

 

i hope that you win

[guitarded84]

Call me crazy if you want but I still say that Dukakis is gonna sweep in at the last minute and win the election.

[Armchair Bronco]

Call me crazy if you want but I still say that Dukakis is gonna sweep in at the last minute and win the election.

 

They say that in most presidential elections, there is one defining moment that a candidate can't live down. This was that "defining moment" for Michael Dukakis -- what a dork!