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"BICYCLE!!!! BICYCLE!!!!BICYCLE!!!!I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE!!!!BICYCLE!!!!BICYCLE!!!!BICYCLE!!!!"


I guarantee you that every time Brian May flips the station in his car and that song is on, he goes
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"Jesus, how much more {censored}ing lame could we have POSSIBLY been."

C7

 

"I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like"

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And we were trying different things

We were smoking funny things

-Kid Rock


Yes, it takes a true lyrical "genius" to rhyme things with things.

 

Like him or not he's actually a pretty good song/lyric writer.

Of course he has some silly {censored} too as you've posted above :)

 

Check the words for I Am , Only God knows why , You ain't right, Alot of good stuff.

 

And "Sex Rhyme" (w.Snoop) IS true lyrical genius! IMHO

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Like him or not he's actually a pretty good song/lyric writer.

Of course he has some silly {censored} too as you've posted above
:)

Check the words for I Am , Only God knows why , You ain't right, Alot of good stuff.


And "Sex Rhyme" (w.Snoop) IS true lyrical genius! IMHO

 

Thanks for recommending those. I checked them all out. Its nice of you to support my earlier point.

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Anything by At The Drive-In

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This came to mind:

 

breathe the taste of salt water

dry heave up and overboard

ponce de leon wrinkles

let's make it young again

boat drinks for captains

row our boat stowaway

 

from the same song:

 

It's gills will swim faster after a breath from the shore

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Thanks for recommending those. I checked them all out. Its nice of you to support my earlier point.

 

Nice one:thu:

 

You read 3 songs in 3 minutes?:cop:

 

Anyway I can see why folks dislike the guy.

 

Back on topic (correcting my own derail)

 

"I saw a lion, he was standing alone, with tadpole in a jar"

 

Great tune. Silly lyric IMO

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No really... listen to the rhythm of that..


I've got a bike you can ride it if you like it's got a bell that rings and things to make it look good



Serious. That's Solid Gold there.

 

 

I don't really think it's that bad, that other song reminded me of it

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