Members nAmzrTakin Posted December 1, 2008 Members Share Posted December 1, 2008 So we played a party gig on the weekend. It was my lead guitarist & drummer's cousin's 21st, or something like that. It was us and some other band that I never heard before (they weren't very good but that's neither here nor there.) Any way they play first for about an hour so we just chilled out drank a bit. We all brought our girlfriends and we were just hangin out. Any way our set starts and we're kickin ass & takin names (as we do). About 2 songs in I notice the weasly little prick singer from the other band goes over and starts talking to my girlfriend. I'm not worried or anything. He hasn't a hope in hell, still we were introduced as "The bass player & his girlfriend" so I figure this little {censored} is asking for trouble. We play our set and throw in a few covers for good measure. Then pack our gear away. I come back from loading my car up and this little {censored} is sitting next to my girlfriend still tryin to talk to her. To her credit she was just ignoring him no problem there. So I walk over and take her hand and we go get a drink as I'm walking away I hear the bastard go "{censored}in hell" We come back and I'm standing there talking to my bandmates just chillin, with my girl when this guy comes back with his band in tow. He starts talkin {censored} like "this {censored} thinks he's tough" and gets in my face. As it turns out I'm a little tougher than he counted on:lol: He keeps talkin {censored} and I tell him to {censored} off. I don't wanna fight and this guy is probably 3-4 years younger than me. Any way my girlfriend tell him to go {censored} himself (which is funny cause she never swears) and he calls her a {censored}......... Well now I'm mad as hell. He steps up and I go to push him back a step. However instead of a step he goes feet in the air backwards about 4 feet (whoops). From there it's on. one of his mates steps in to take a swing and I just back up out the way and me and the girlfriend go to the car and leave. I spend the rest of the night appologising to her for being a macho asshole. She wasn't mad but I didn't really want anythng like that to go down in front of her. I got a call in the morning from my singer. Apparently my drummer got a little too drunk and as I was leaving he was belting the guy who tried to punch me in the face with a beer bottle. He spent the night in lock up along with half the party guests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted December 1, 2008 Members Share Posted December 1, 2008 I spend the rest of the night appologising to her for being a macho asshole. She wasn't mad but I didn't really want anythng like that to go down in front of her. You're lucky you weren't there with my wife. You would have gotten in a fight for SURE. As soon as that guy called her a {censored} you would have been treated to some douchebag getting his face rearranged by a girl. She'll grab {censored} and hit you with it. RUTHLESS. She hit an ex boyfriend in the face with a softball bat and broke out all his teeth. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bluescout Posted December 1, 2008 Members Share Posted December 1, 2008 You're lucky you weren't there with my wife. You would have gotten in a fight for SURE. As soon as that guy called her a {censored} you would have been treated to some douchebag getting his face rearranged by a girl. She'll grab {censored} and hit you with it. RUTHLESS. She hit an ex boyfriend in the face with a softball bat and broke out all his teeth. C7 Just in case I ever end up in Colorado, tell your wife she's a sweet, lovely person... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nAmzrTakin Posted December 1, 2008 Author Members Share Posted December 1, 2008 You're lucky you weren't there with my wife. You would have gotten in a fight for SURE. As soon as that guy called her a {censored} you would have been treated to some douchebag getting his face rearranged by a girl. She'll grab {censored} and hit you with it. RUTHLESS. She hit an ex boyfriend in the face with a softball bat and broke out all his teeth. C7 LOL so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you keep most of your posts here to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted December 1, 2008 Members Share Posted December 1, 2008 LOL so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you keep most of your posts here to yourself. It's all good. Just don't call her a {censored} and you'll be alright. She'll rise up like the divine wind and take you the {censored} OUT. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted December 1, 2008 Members Share Posted December 1, 2008 Just in case I ever end up in Colorado, tell your wife she's a sweet, lovely person... actually, i've met his wife and she really is a sweet lovely person. that being said, i wouldn't {censored} with her if my life depended on it. i think she'd get pretty mean pretty quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 78pbass Posted December 1, 2008 Members Share Posted December 1, 2008 actually, i've met his wife and she really is a sweet lovely person. that being said, i wouldn't {censored} with her if my life depended on it. i think she'd get pretty mean pretty quick. That explains why C7's such a tough guy on here - he's the bitch at home :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bryan316 Posted December 1, 2008 Members Share Posted December 1, 2008 I got a call in the morning from my singer. Apparently my drummer got a little too drunk and as I was leaving he was belting the guy who tried to punch me in the face with a beer bottle. He spent the night in lock up along with half the party guests. I must have more detail than this! This is good stuff!!! By the way. PICS OR THE GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T EXIST!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MisfitKay138 Posted December 1, 2008 Members Share Posted December 1, 2008 damn sounds like a usually night for me when i was going to school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MisfitKay138 Posted December 1, 2008 Members Share Posted December 1, 2008 You're lucky you weren't there with my wife. You would have gotten in a fight for SURE. As soon as that guy called her a {censored} you would have been treated to some douchebag getting his face rearranged by a girl. She'll grab {censored} and hit you with it. RUTHLESS. She hit an ex boyfriend in the face with a softball bat and broke out all his teeth. C7 woohoo! thats what its about! i just use my stix of death :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted December 1, 2008 Members Share Posted December 1, 2008 I always say it ain't a decent party unless someone's drunk, someone's naked and someone's arrested.You guys got all the basses covered here, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Annoying Twit Posted December 1, 2008 Members Share Posted December 1, 2008 You're lucky you weren't there with my wife. You would have gotten in a fight for SURE. As soon as that guy called her a {censored} you would have been treated to some douchebag getting his face rearranged by a girl. She'll grab {censored} and hit you with it. RUTHLESS. Do you have any youtube videos of this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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