Members Bernie P. Posted December 7, 2008 Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 No lie folks.There's a bill coming up for vote that will levy a tax against owners of dairy farms for the flatulence produced by cows.The justification being the resulting green house effect of Elsie and company passing gas on the environment.I suspect there will be an additional tax imposed on bean purchases at the grocery store next.God bless America! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vladoicho Posted December 7, 2008 Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 excellent! now I know that my diet of beans/cheese/red wine/cabbage actually DOES have an effect on mankind... sadly they apparently don't appreciate the benefits... do you know why farts stink? so that even deaf people can enjoy them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members db. Posted December 7, 2008 Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 If you're farting a lot, that means something's wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hi.flyer Posted December 7, 2008 Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 Damn those liberals and their twisted politically correct anti-farting agenda! Or, alternatively, damn those conservatives trying to shove their prudish religiously-motivated farting legislation down our throats! You know, just, whichever one it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vladoicho Posted December 7, 2008 Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 I fart JUST the right amount, thank you very much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ezstep Posted December 7, 2008 Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 But I thought humans were responsible for global warming and the overabundance of polar bears this winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hi.flyer Posted December 7, 2008 Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 But I thought humans were responsible for global warming and the overabundance of polar bears this winter. Who do you think owns those farting cows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members db. Posted December 7, 2008 Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 I fart JUST the right amount, thank you very much! And exactly how much is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Death Hands Posted December 7, 2008 Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 Who do you think owns those farting cows? McCain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hi.flyer Posted December 7, 2008 Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 McCain. He doesn't even know how many he has! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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