Members Conformer Posted December 7, 2008 Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 Go crank some Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Anthrax, Metallica, Pantera ,Megadeth, or Alice In Chains. Swig some beer and play along with it and rock the {censored} out, and hold that bottom end like you were in one of those bands. Smack your women on the booty and and rock her rythm to some Barry White and enjoy being a beer drinking, poo tang pounding, rockin bass player. Cause we are the movers and the shakers. Its 6 AM and I am drinking beer. The more you guys rock the more beer uncle Conformer swigs back. The more poo tang you pound the stronger I get. We are just porn stars with talent. ROCK ON BROTHERS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Conformer Posted December 7, 2008 Author Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonjohn Posted December 7, 2008 Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 Go crank some Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Anthrax, Metallica, Pantera ,Megadeth, or Alice In Chains. Swig some beer and play along with it and rock the {censored} out, and hold that bottom end like you were in one of those bands. Smack your women on the booty and and rock her rythm to some Barry White and enjoy being a beer drinking, poo tang pounding, rockin bass player. Cause we are the movers and the shakers. Its 6 AM and I am drinking beer. The more you guys rock the more beer uncle Conformer swigs back. The more poo tang you pound the stronger I get. We are just porn stars with talent. ROCK ON BROTHERS!!! OK im going to play "Fairies wear boots" right now to make you swig more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonjohn Posted December 7, 2008 Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 What have you been up you tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Conformer Posted December 7, 2008 Author Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 here is my fine ass cousin by marriage...you guys drink and jam to her! You have to enlarge the pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonjohn Posted December 7, 2008 Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 yeah id jam with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted December 7, 2008 Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 Just cracked open my first bourbon of the night... Listening to Countdown to Extinction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Conformer Posted December 7, 2008 Author Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 Toe Jam, May you rock it out brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GRANKOR Posted December 7, 2008 Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 I stopped drinking alcohol, but I'll have a coke for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted December 7, 2008 Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 I'm inspired. Conformer, you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted December 7, 2008 Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 I stopped drinking alcohol, but I'll have a line of coke for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GRANKOR Posted December 7, 2008 Members Share Posted December 7, 2008 very droll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted December 8, 2008 Members Share Posted December 8, 2008 very droll You laughed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nAmzrTakin Posted December 8, 2008 Members Share Posted December 8, 2008 I just Jammed out Fear of the Dark by Iron Maiden in your honour sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RIC N BACKER Posted December 8, 2008 Members Share Posted December 8, 2008 Go crank some Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Anthrax, Metallica, Pantera ,Megadeth, or Alice In Chains. Swig some beer and play along with it and rock the {censored} out, and hold that bottom end like you were in one of those bands. Smack your women on the booty and and rock her rythm to some Barry White and enjoy being a beer drinking, poo tang pounding, rockin bass player. We are just porn stars with talent. ROCK ON BROTHERS!!! that is a typical day in my life minus the Barry White and Alice in chains. My Wife would rather get it on to Motley Crue than Barry or Alice Shes not into that tinky winky music....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GRANKOR Posted December 8, 2008 Members Share Posted December 8, 2008 Alice in Chains 'tinky winky music'? wtf, have you ever listened to an album by them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted December 8, 2008 Members Share Posted December 8, 2008 Alice in Chains 'tinky winky music'? wtf, have you ever listened to an album by them? WTF is Tinky Winky music anyways?? Hahah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GRANKOR Posted December 8, 2008 Members Share Posted December 8, 2008 WTF is Tinky Winky music anyways?? Hahah... this I assume [YOUTUBE]1wyW7uaXV8E[/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted December 8, 2008 Members Share Posted December 8, 2008 Hey {censored} you man! I love that show...Tinky Winky music my arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MisfitKay138 Posted December 8, 2008 Members Share Posted December 8, 2008 cant drink at the moment, @ library and i dont usually drink before 6pm. but tonight after im already geeked to the max on vicodin, tramadol, skelaxin, neproxin, tylenol, and icyhot ill kick out some blue moon and dead kennedys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sugarskull Posted December 8, 2008 Members Share Posted December 8, 2008 cant drink at the moment, @ library and i dont usually drink before 6pm. but tonight after im already geeked to the max on vicodin, tramadol, skelaxin, neproxin, tylenol, and icyhot ill kick out some blue moon and dead kennedys That's one serious drug cocktail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MisfitKay138 Posted December 8, 2008 Members Share Posted December 8, 2008 That's one serious drug cocktail. spent part of saturday at the hospital, back got way tweaked out, more than usual that is. already was taking the neproxen and vicodine for my hip. i need a new body maybe one somewhere around 20-25 yrs., 5'5", 145-150lbs., classic 50s pinup girl hourglass figure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sugarskull Posted December 8, 2008 Members Share Posted December 8, 2008 spent part of saturday at the hospital, back got way tweaked out, more than usual that is. already was taking the neproxen and vicodine for my hip. i need a new body maybe one somewhere around 20-25 yrs., 5'5", 145-150lbs., classic 50s pinup girl hourglass figure Jeepers. Car crash? What happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MisfitKay138 Posted December 8, 2008 Members Share Posted December 8, 2008 yeah, about 14 1/2 yrs ago. whole right side was smashed up pretty good. so now, because of old injuries, and i walk with a cane, the rest of my body is falling apart because of the way i sit, walk, carry myself, etc. but i got some wicked ass scars from it :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sugarskull Posted December 8, 2008 Members Share Posted December 8, 2008 yeah, about 14 1/2 yrs ago. whole right side was smashed up pretty good. so now, because of old injuries, and i walk with a cane, the rest of my body is falling apart because of the way i sit, walk, carry myself, etc. but i got some wicked ass scars from it :lol: Wow, that's terrible. You're too young to be in that kind of pain! Aren't there special yoga and inner muscle building techniques they can get you going on to help at least? 'Here's your drugs, here's your cane now deal' doesn't seem very fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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