Members slapthefunkyfour Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 I'm gonna buy her a vibrating dildo with a very sweet christmas card. Inside the card I'll write: Merry Christmas, I hope you like your gift. If not, go {censored} yourself. Love, STFF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 I'm gonna buy her a vibrating dildo with a very sweet christmas card.Inside the card I'll write: Merry Christmas, I hope you like your gift. If not, go {censored} yourself.Love, STFF. Wow. That... That is pure AWESOME. edit -- I might have to steal that sometime.edit2 -- The idea that is, not the dildo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 Wow. That... That is pure AWESOME.edit -- I might have to steal that sometime.edit2 -- The idea that is, not the dildo. Knowing you, you'd wait until after you give the gift to her before stealing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MisfitKay138 Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 I'm gonna buy her a vibrating dildo with a very sweet christmas card. Inside the card I'll write: Merry Christmas, I hope you like your gift. If not, go {censored} yourself. Love, STFF. if shes anything like me she'll beat ya over the head with it (yes ive beat guys over the head with them lmao ) then shove it up your ass :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members solderjunkie Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 My wife and I pick out toys together... fun times:thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 if shes anything like me she'll beat ya over the head with it (yes ive beat guys over the head with them lmao ) then shove it up your ass :lol: Sounds like foreplay to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members solderjunkie Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 Sounds like foreplay to me. Yes... she says it like it's a bad thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MisfitKay138 Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 Sounds like foreplay to me. um...nevermind, thats another story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 Yes... she says it like it's a bad thing I know. It's all taboo and stuff. But hey, it's win win. She gets to do stuff that she thinks is out there, and you, well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MisfitKay138 Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 hey i never said it was a bad thing. im sure ive probably been in more so called "taboo" situations than you could imagine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members db. Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 hey i never said it was a bad thing. im sure ive probably been in more so called "taboo" situations than you could imagine PICS :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 PICS :poke: Pics are the forum rule, but we will accept video if no pics are available....because we try to be flexible here at HCBF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members slapthefunkyfour Posted December 16, 2008 Author Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 My wife and I pick out toys together... fun times:thu: I tried that with my wife. She is embarrassed to go shopping with me. She went to one of those slumber parties last week and got a new toy. Once she has it at home, she almost scares me with her taboo-ness though. But that is entirely another thread that cannot be posted here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cpt. Spliff Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 Pics are the forum rule, but we will accept video if no pics are available....because we try to be flexible here at HCBF. Absolutely.HCBF is the most flexible forum ever. Even lug mp3's are accepted. Well, sort of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fingeringam Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 I tried that with my wife. She is embarrassed to go shopping with me. Theres no easy way to say "hey lets go check the Ebony 12" + aisle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hearafter Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 Let's just hope she didn't get you the same thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members slapthefunkyfour Posted December 16, 2008 Author Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 Let's just hope she didn't get you the same thing... LOL!!! Nah, I already got my present. She let me buy a snowblower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super Bass Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 hey i never said it was a bad thing. im sure ive probably been in more so called "taboo" situations than you could imagine ...Like the backseat of a volkswagen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members slapthefunkyfour Posted December 16, 2008 Author Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 The one she got is pretty amazing. I don't wanna get banned so I won't post pics, but it almost makes me wish I had a vagina. Wow. Did I just say that out loud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 hey i never said it was a bad thing. im sure ive probably been in more so called "taboo" situations than you could imagine More than some here could imagine maybe. I'm sure there's little that you could say that would shock or surprise me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bluedogaudio Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 does it come with batteries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members db. Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 The one she got is pretty amazing. I don't wanna get banned so I won't post pics, but it almost makes me wish I had a vagina. Wow. Did I just say that out loud? I think the "V" word is allowed when referred to in a professional manner. There was even a Broadway play with the "V" word in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 The one she got is pretty amazing. I don't wanna get banned so I won't post pics, but it almost makes me wish I had a vagina. Wow. Did I just say that out loud? Is it the one with the banana-wang and vibrating monkey? Err, uhh.... /runs away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jackcheez Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 if shes anything like me she'll beat ya over the head with it (yes ive beat guys over the head with them lmao ) then shove it up your ass :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goofball Jones Posted December 16, 2008 Members Share Posted December 16, 2008 Sounds like foreplay to me. What is this foreplay you speak of? Tis an alien concept for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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