Members Funkee1 Posted January 24, 2009 Members Share Posted January 24, 2009 ....but this really hot girl who was provocatively dressed (No there's no pic, but it did happen!!!!) walked up to my cash register Thursday night. I was busy at the MP3 Player case, and she just stood there waiting, so I asked "May I help you?" She said " I'm just waiting for someone to check me out!" I tried......... really........ I tried to resist..... But finally, I looked her up and down and said "You look pretty good to me!":lol: Fortunately, she laughed instead of filing a sexual harrassment suit! I have more fun at Wal- Mart than the law allows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zon5string Posted January 24, 2009 Members Share Posted January 24, 2009 You had no choice. When they're set up like that, you just have to take a swing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Meeh Posted January 24, 2009 Members Share Posted January 24, 2009 haha nicely done. plus its walmart...they own the government! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members s4001 Posted January 24, 2009 Members Share Posted January 24, 2009 well played, sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators ThudMaker Posted January 24, 2009 Moderators Share Posted January 24, 2009 Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted January 24, 2009 Members Share Posted January 24, 2009 You're right, you shouldn't have done it. What you should have done after delivering such a perfect, charming, and witty line, was ask her for her number after you got that smile out of her. That is what you should have done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted January 24, 2009 Members Share Posted January 24, 2009 You're right, you shouldn't have done it. What you should have done after delivering such a perfect, charming, and witty line, was ask her for her number after you got that smile out of her. That is what you should have done. I know, right? It's like hitting a softball over the fence, and stopping at first base. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sugarskull Posted January 24, 2009 Members Share Posted January 24, 2009 Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted January 24, 2009 Author Members Share Posted January 24, 2009 You're right, you shouldn't have done it. What you should have done after delivering such a perfect, charming, and witty line, was ask her for her number after you got that smile out of her. That is what you should have done. .......and if her boyfriend hadn't shown up right then, I would have!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted January 24, 2009 Author Members Share Posted January 24, 2009 Another one of my classics: At least once a day (but you all know me, so this probably happens more like 10 times a day), someone will walk up to me and say "I want Halo 3 for the X-box 360!" And I say "Great!" (Awkward silence) Me: "Oh! You want me to get it for you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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