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Dumb, amateur mistake.


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Man, do I feel stupid.

 

Saturday night gig, new venue, we rocked. But...

 

I ALWAYS check my tuning before every set, but for some reason, going into the second set, I forgot. Maybe it was the new venue, or maybe it was all the uber-hot waitressess, but I didn't do it.

 

As fate would have it, when I put my bass on the stand after the first set, I bumped the E string tuner and it knocked it flat by EXACTLY a half-tone.

So when we kicked off the second set, I started to play (Sass Jordan's "High Road Easy", if anyone's interested) and as soon as I hit the E string for the first time, I knew instantly what had happened. I thought "Oh {censored}". But I only hit the one wrong note! For the rest of the song, I transposed everything I played on the E string by one fret and made it out alive. Took a second to tune it up for the second song and all was well.

 

But what a dumb-ass, rookie mistake. I should know better. Dare I say "Never again!"?

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Oh that sucks. At least you were cool enough to transpose on the spot. I have seen people either play through it or completely collapse the whole song by bailing.
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So, good recovery.

 

True. Some people don't have the composure to even know what to do when something like that happens.

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Oh man, that's cool you were able to transpose on the fly (especially on just the one string) - I'm not sure I could transpose just one string.

 

I had a similar brain fart in church one time - the hymn was in E flat, and I was supposed to capo on the third fret but forgot completely - hit the first chord on the open strings and was horrified by what came out - I quickly turned the guitar volume off and basically air-guitar'd the rest (it was a short one) - I doubt anyone in the congregation noticed.

 

I told the music director what happened after the service and we had a good chuckle, but I made sure to always check my cheat sheets after that:facepalm:

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Picture this:

 

Playing Big Day Out

Practice set before hand

Second Half of set is played in standard, 1st half in Dropped D

Take Stage

Make fine adjustments to tuning

Start Playing 1st song, only to realise, {censored}! ITS NOT IN DROPPED

Finally figure out that one note i couldnt get right on the last chorus.

 

Biggest :facepalm: of my life

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I think we've all been there. I've had the "church capo" episode happen too many times. Sometimes even the guitarist will capo THE WRONG FRET.

 

But glad you were able to transpose on the fly. It's a true talent in itself. I've bent notes, transposed 'em as well as just turned down ALOT before.

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Or how about when your keyboard player uses his transpose button but doesn't know it, and neither does anyone else in the band. He starts the tune but it's in the wrog key! No one knows what to do. I usually go with the "new" key. Guitar player stays where it's supposed to be to force keys guy back to the right key. Keys guys doesn't know what's going on. Guitar player is pissed, glares at me. Not my fault I shrug. Yikes. Fun times, fun times.

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Let it go. Worse things will happen, and you'll survive.

 

 

Absolute worst for me:

The singer twirled her arm. Half of the band read it as "wrap it up." The other half read it as, "Yeah! Keep it going!"

 

I heard the band going off in 2 different directions and I was stuck. "Which of these 2 different bands do I support????"

 

I don't remember what I did but the situation was awful.

 

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And how about taking a lined fretless bass to a gig? Get there and the stage is dark and I can't see the lines? Main goof: I shouldn't have gone to a gig planning to look at my fingerboard all night.

 

But I survived.

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Or how about when your keyboard player uses his transpose button but doesn't know it, and neither does anyone else in the band. He starts the tune but it's in the wrog key! No one knows what to do. I usually go with the "new" key. Guitar player stays where it's supposed to be to force keys guy back to the right key. Keys guys doesn't know what's going on. Guitar player is pissed, glares at me. Not my fault I shrug. Yikes. Fun times, fun times.

This is when you're supposed to prove how super L337 you are and whip out your un-lined (preferably also un-tuned) fretless and "use your ears." At least that's what the H4X0R5 at TalkBass would do...

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