Members mrcrow Posted February 24, 2009 Members Share Posted February 24, 2009 A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot..The doctor comes in and says 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but I'm afraid you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything seems to be OK, but there is a bit of bad news and I'm going to break it to you as gently as I can. Your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.' The bloke groans a bit (as you do) but the doctor goes on, 'We've checked your insurance and you've actually got up to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members solderjunkie Posted February 24, 2009 Members Share Posted February 24, 2009 Mine would have invested in the willy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bryan316 Posted February 24, 2009 Members Share Posted February 24, 2009 Motorway? You foreigners are funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cpt. Spliff Posted February 24, 2009 Members Share Posted February 24, 2009 Motorway? You foreigners are funny. We play football, as well, as opposed to handegg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BottomHeavyKate Posted February 24, 2009 Members Share Posted February 24, 2009 Mine would have invested in the willy... as would I...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrcrow Posted February 25, 2009 Author Members Share Posted February 25, 2009 Motorway? You foreigners are funny. freeway..turnpike etc where's your roots, boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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