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A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot..

The doctor comes in and says

'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but I'm afraid you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything seems to be OK, but there is a bit of bad news and I'm going to break it to you as gently as I can. Your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.'


The bloke groans a bit (as you do) but the doctor goes on,

'We've checked your insurance and you've actually got up to

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