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*ring ring*

 

Me- hello?

 

Automated service- This is your final warning. The warranty on your vehicle is expiring. Please press one now to talk to a service representative. (Also mentioned that driving without a warranty would be driving without protection and I should be very worried and act immediately to save myself :blah: )

 

 

*press 1*

 

Service representative- Hi, how can I help you?

 

Me- Well you called me and notified me that my warranty was just about due. I had no idea! I guess I had better fix that.

 

Service representative- Oh great, I'm glad you called me. Just a couple of questions and we'll get this all cleared up. First, 'what's your name?'

 

Me- Sugarskull. (not really, haha I gave him my real name)

 

Service representative- my second question is 'what is the year make and model of your vehicle?'

 

Me- 1951 Plymouth Cranbrook.

 

Service representative- ...... that ... model is not included in our system...

 

Me- Yeah I bet! (lol)

 

Service representative- Um, I'll just make a note here not to call your number anymore. Sorry for the inconvenience.

 

Me- No problem. Have a nice day.

:lol:

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*ring ring*


Me- hello?


Automated service-
This is your final warning. The warranty on your vehicle is expiring. Please press one now to talk to a service representative.
(Also mentioned that driving without a warranty would be driving without protection and I should be very worried and act immediately to save myself
:blah:
)



*press 1*


Service representative- Hi, how can I help you?


Me- Well you called me and notified me that my warranty was just about due. I had no idea! I guess I had better fix that.


Service representative- Oh great, I'm glad you called me. Just a couple of questions and we'll get this all cleared up. First, 'what's your name?'


Me- Sugarskull. (not really, haha I gave him my real name)


Service representative- my second question is 'what is the year make and model of your vehicle?'


Me- 1951 Plymouth Cranbrook.


Service representative- ...... that ... model is not included in our system...


Me- Yeah I bet! (lol)


Service representative- Um, I'll just make a note here not to call your number anymore. Sorry for the inconvenience.


Me- No problem. Have a nice day.

:lol:

 

Damn you have that {censored} up in Canada. Exact same thing with me, except I do own a new car, and half the time, the number has more than the standard number of digits in a phone number. Nicely handled BTW

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The Seinfeld epi on this was classic, or the bit on it was.
:)

 

I agree, it was. In fact, I think that's my very favourite bit of his. For those who didn't see it:

 

[phone rings]

 

JERRY: Uh, sorry, Excuse me one second. Hello.

 

TEL: Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service.

 

JERRY: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later.

 

TEL: Uh, I'm sorry we're not allowed to do that.

 

JERRY: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home.

 

TEL: No.

 

JERRY: Well now you know how I feel. [Hangs up]

 

 

The delivery was so cheeky, it was great.

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