Members Sugarskull Posted February 27, 2009 Members Share Posted February 27, 2009 *ring ring* Me- hello? Automated service- This is your final warning. The warranty on your vehicle is expiring. Please press one now to talk to a service representative. (Also mentioned that driving without a warranty would be driving without protection and I should be very worried and act immediately to save myself ) *press 1* Service representative- Hi, how can I help you? Me- Well you called me and notified me that my warranty was just about due. I had no idea! I guess I had better fix that. Service representative- Oh great, I'm glad you called me. Just a couple of questions and we'll get this all cleared up. First, 'what's your name?' Me- Sugarskull. (not really, haha I gave him my real name) Service representative- my second question is 'what is the year make and model of your vehicle?' Me- 1951 Plymouth Cranbrook. Service representative- ...... that ... model is not included in our system... Me- Yeah I bet! (lol) Service representative- Um, I'll just make a note here not to call your number anymore. Sorry for the inconvenience. Me- No problem. Have a nice day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ec437 Posted February 27, 2009 Members Share Posted February 27, 2009 Hahahahahahahahaha. I guess rthat solves the fraudulent warranty problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AluminumNeck Posted February 27, 2009 Members Share Posted February 27, 2009 I usually play along for a while. 2006 chevy or something. reasonable mileage. I try to waste as much of their time as I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bryan316 Posted February 27, 2009 Members Share Posted February 27, 2009 HOLY HELL!!! That strategy actually WORKED for you???? Stolen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super_Donut_Man Posted February 27, 2009 Members Share Posted February 27, 2009 *ring ring* Me- hello? Automated service- This is your final warning. The warranty on your vehicle is expiring. Please press one now to talk to a service representative. (Also mentioned that driving without a warranty would be driving without protection and I should be very worried and act immediately to save myself ) *press 1* Service representative- Hi, how can I help you? Me- Well you called me and notified me that my warranty was just about due. I had no idea! I guess I had better fix that. Service representative- Oh great, I'm glad you called me. Just a couple of questions and we'll get this all cleared up. First, 'what's your name?' Me- Sugarskull. (not really, haha I gave him my real name) Service representative- my second question is 'what is the year make and model of your vehicle?' Me- 1951 Plymouth Cranbrook. Service representative- ...... that ... model is not included in our system... Me- Yeah I bet! (lol) Service representative- Um, I'll just make a note here not to call your number anymore. Sorry for the inconvenience. Me- No problem. Have a nice day. Damn you have that {censored} up in Canada. Exact same thing with me, except I do own a new car, and half the time, the number has more than the standard number of digits in a phone number. Nicely handled BTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members T. Alan Smith Posted February 27, 2009 Members Share Posted February 27, 2009 Rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RSBro Posted February 27, 2009 Members Share Posted February 27, 2009 The Seinfeld epi on this was classic, or the bit on it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hearafter Posted February 27, 2009 Members Share Posted February 27, 2009 HOLY HELL!!! That strategy actually WORKED for you???? Stolen. +1. I pressed "1" and it hung up on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bluescout Posted February 27, 2009 Members Share Posted February 27, 2009 I'd probably get the same response for my 1979 International Harvester Scout II!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sugarskull Posted February 27, 2009 Author Members Share Posted February 27, 2009 I'd probably get the same response for my 1979 International Harvester Scout II!! Yes you would I bet, give it a try! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sugarskull Posted February 27, 2009 Author Members Share Posted February 27, 2009 The Seinfeld epi on this was classic, or the bit on it was. I agree, it was. In fact, I think that's my very favourite bit of his. For those who didn't see it: [phone rings] JERRY: Uh, sorry, Excuse me one second. Hello. TEL: Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service. JERRY: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later. TEL: Uh, I'm sorry we're not allowed to do that. JERRY: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home. TEL: No. JERRY: Well now you know how I feel. [Hangs up] The delivery was so cheeky, it was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rowka Posted February 27, 2009 Members Share Posted February 27, 2009 nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sugarskull Posted February 27, 2009 Author Members Share Posted February 27, 2009 Mine's Blue-ish. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members philthygeezer Posted February 27, 2009 Members Share Posted February 27, 2009 Those same ass-clowns have been cluttering up my messages for a year. I just put myself on the do not call list. Way to play with them. {censored}ers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassman1956 Posted February 27, 2009 Members Share Posted February 27, 2009 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Darkstorm Posted February 27, 2009 Members Share Posted February 27, 2009 Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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