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I think I'm still drunk.


slapthefunkyfour

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I got home from work last night and had a shot of 100 proof southern comfort and a pabst. I started cleaning the kitchen. I had another shot and another beer. I took the garbage out. I had another shot and another beer. I started cleaning my new snare drum. I had another shot and another beer. I kept cleaning my new snare drum. I had another shot and another beer. I almost finished cleaning my new snare drum. I had another shot and another beer. I went to bed.

 

I didn't mean to drink that much, and I didn't feel drunk last night. I usually enjoy a single shot and a beer when I come home from work, but last night, for some reason, I didn't want to stop at just one.

 

This morning I feel great! I'll check back in a couple hours when I sober up.

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update:

I did not get fired yet, and I still feel great!!

 

That's cause you're in Utah. They think its just cause you're a heathen, as they haven't had the life experience to realize that alcohol is the common denominator :D

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