Members baracuda2004 Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 When I was 14 or 15 I was jumping on a friends trampoline and he stole my bounce shooting straight up and knee'd me in the mouth breaking a tooth in half and making me bite a dime sized hole in my tongue. I actually put my pinky through it at the dentist office after he numbed my mouth lol. Hurt like a sumbitch when it happened then I had a horrible head/neck ache for like a 3 weeks after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Reverend179 Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 I lost a testicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members baracuda2004 Posted March 10, 2009 Author Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 I lost a testicle. How in the hell did that happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bluescout Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 I lost a testicle. Have you checked in the fridge? I sometimes leave stuff there... I had a gallstone block a duct and cause pancreatitis for 4 or 5 days. Youch!!! The pain was bad but the duration was the worst part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Reverend179 Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 How in the hell did that happen? Sparring in TKD class in my late teens. Didn't quite read my opponent, walked into a front snap aimed at my chest. It got crushed against my pelvis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members misterhinkydink Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 I dislocated my left elbow. I've also had several bouts of kidney stones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Real MC Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 Chest pain a week ago. Complete with heavy breathing and light headedness. I thought I was having a heart attack. Turned out to be non-heart related (gas reflux in the esophagus) but man that was excruciating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PaulyWally Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 Got kicked in the nuts by someone wearing combat boots once. I also had a severe contusion in my right big toe (I'm still not positive it wasn't broke). Hurt like hell for a couple weeks. I bowled on it, and had to play drums on it. Both of which were extremely painful. And until then, I never realized just how delicately I played the bass drum with that foot. I sure hope I never have to pass a kidney stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 Most painful? {censored} dog, got a while? It would probably be the curb stomp, but thanks to shock and memory loss from the concussion I don't really remember much of it. Maybe the time I had to ride my mountain bike (down the mountain) for 2 hours just to get to the hospital after I cracked my scapula and broke my collarbone and 3 ribs? Or maybe... So many injuries to choose from, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hearafter Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 I lost a testicle. /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members max maroon Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 Lower back...Threw it out upon arriving in San Diego with my Ex on vacation...Got to the hotel, went to sleep, and woke up a couple hours later and couldn't walk...Had to crawl to the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 Lower back...Threw it out upon arriving in San Diego with my Ex on vacation...Got to the hotel, went to sleep, and woke up a couple hours later and couldn't walk...Had to crawl to the bathroom. I feel your pain, literally. I've hurt myself... bad... a lot... but I'll tell you, few pains I have ever known compare to that of a {censored}ed up back, and I know all about those too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PaulyWally Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 It would probably be the curb stomp Why the hell did you get a curb job?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tylytle Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 I gotta go with misterhinkydink on this one. I have passed 7 kidney stones. worst damn thing I have had by far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 Why the hell did you get a curb job?!?! Rednecks have these fun games called "Random acts of violence" where they find someone who isn't looking their direction and proceed to beat the {censored} of of unsuspecting strangers from behind. The curb stomp came after some serious boot stomping. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PaulyWally Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 Rednecks have these fun games called "Random acts of violence" where they find someone who isn't looking their direction and proceed to beat the {censored} of of unsuspecting strangers from behind. The curb stomp came after some serious boot stomping.Good times. {censored} man. That sucks. That kinda stuff is generally targeted around here. If I lived in an area where it was random like that, I'd carry a gun. To hell with the laws against it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members max maroon Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 I feel your pain, literally.I've hurt myself... bad... a lot... but I'll tell you, few pains I have ever known compare to that of a {censored}ed up back, and I know all about those too. I know, it screws with your whole center...Mine's becoming kind of chronic too...I strained it a little bit a week and a half ago and I'm like "I need to get myself into better shape NOW" ...I'm so tired of dealing with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members willsellout Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 Broken rib from kickboxing. Hurt for months afterwards.second place happened about 6 months ago. I had a back spasm so bad that I had to go to the emergency room. It was the second worst pain I've ever felt. Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members swillhouse Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 Broke my collar bone in a high school hockey game, i went to check another player and missed, i hit that lip that sticks out on the top of the boards where the glass and boards meet!! ouch!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 I know, it screws with your whole center...Mine's becoming kind of chronic too...I strained it a little bit a week and a half ago and I'm like "I need to get myself into better shape NOW" ...I'm so tired of dealing with this. Mine is {censored}ed. I do anything now off center or involving bending over and it tweaks and goes for a week at a time. When it isn't out, my left shoulder is. I just got over it in the last 2 days after a good 10-12 in constant pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members baracuda2004 Posted March 10, 2009 Author Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 Most painful? {censored} dog, got a while? It would probably be the curb stomp, but thanks to shock and memory loss from the concussion I don't really remember much of it. Maybe the time I had to ride my mountain bike (down the mountain) for 2 hours just to get to the hospital after I cracked my scapula and broke my collarbone and 3 ribs? Or maybe... So many injuries to choose from, man. I heard we had a kid a few years back get pulled outta his car window and curb stomped at a local McDonalds by a few guys who were waiting behind the dumpster near the order sign. Apparently they did it cause they got the wrong order and were drunk and pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super_Donut_Man Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 Mine is nowhere close to any of the previously mentioned. Got tagged by a stingray on the side of my foot. It ached and burned terribly for hours afterwards, and my foot swelled up 2x the normal size for a day or so. Didn't stop hurting for a few days. (and I was being cautious, I bailed off my board, and as soon as my foot touched the ground wham) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JeffBass Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 Broke my wrist peeling off the high bar in High School. Both bones at a 90 degree angle. The shock kept it from hurting for a while but the doctor didn't set it for 5 hours. Next, a broken tailbone or my torn knee - tie. ACL plus 30 percent of my meniscus. Two broken fingers, a broken nose, a seperated shoulder... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hotblack Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 Herniated discs in my neck.Dislocated jaw. Both were pretty excruciating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members James Hart Posted March 10, 2009 Members Share Posted March 10, 2009 my top 2... 1) caught a line drive with my front teeth... they lost2.) wrestled with a 5 foot step ladder by trying to body slam it from the top step... It grabbed my right foot on the way down and almost got it snapped off. (click here for proof or morbid curiosity I built a page for some X-Rays) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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