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I think we should resurrect the 3 kings!!!


Funkee1

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MAny years ago, when this forum was in it's infancy, 3 forumites rose to rule. Only one of those kings remains.....

 

I say it is time to select two new kings to rule alongside King lug, the King of suck!!

 

I suggest Taustin Powers, the King of "{censored} Rock", and DRF as the King of all that is Sexxay!!

 

This does not, in any way, diminish the importance of the original 3 kings...... merely a continuation of the dynasty!

 

What say you??

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Lefo UK was the kind of porn grooves, wasn't he? And of course there was Queen Sweetpea. Roger and Shymnal had the commune. DrSixString was the king of Talent, wasn't he? There were a whole lot of titles at one point. I remember I got kicked out of the kingdom of Suck and had to write Lug a song, proving that I could both suck AND suck up, before he let me back in. It was a harrowing ordeal.

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One Kingdom for the Talent-king at the top,

One for the Slap King in his rock band of stone,

One for PornoGrooveKing doomed to slap and pop,

One for the Suck Lord on his dark throne

In the Land of Suck where the talent dies.

One kingdom to rule them all, One kingdom to find them,

One kingdom to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Suck where talentlessness MP3s lie.

 

 

:mad:

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It's not listed on Amazon, Books-A-Million, or any other book seller I can find.
:(
I wanted a copy for a little light bathroom reading...

 

First rule of the HCBF For Dummies Book Club?

 

DON'T TALK ABOUT THE HCBF FOR DUMMIES BOOK CLUB! :mad:

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