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The Montana Woman


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I heard this joke this afternoon....

 

 

A guy says to his New York woman, "When I get home from work I expect the shopping done and the dishes washed and dinner on the stove".

 

The first day he sees nothing done.

 

The second day he can see a little progress.

 

The third day he comes home from work to a clean house, a full fridge and a hot meal on the table.

 

 

A guy says to his California woman, "When I get home from work I wanna see the wash done, a meal on the table and my clothes ironed and folded".

 

The first day he comes home and there's no change.

 

The second day he can see a little progress around the house.

 

The third day he comes home to a hot meal, a clean house and closet full of sharp pressed clothes.

 

 

A guy says to his Montana woman, "When I get home from work I better see the dishes done, the lawn cut, a hot meal on the table and my favorite station on the TV".

 

The first day he sees no change.

 

The second day he can see out of his left eye well enough to find his way around the house.

 

The third day his arms have healed enough so he can make himself a sandwich.

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