Members Playerunk Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 ..she can whistle bass line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 When she sits around the house, she sits around the house... Her nickname is 'DAY-um'! It takes two men and a boy just to look at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zachoff Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 [YOUTUBE]jXaH8Ln4TG4[/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members i_wanna_les_paul Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 ... even Fitzwell said "no." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 yo momma so fat her blood type is rocky road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 Yo momma so fat that when I was drivin' and I tried to swerve to avoid her, I ran outa gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassthumpintwin Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 good ones. Yo' mama so fat that every time she turns around, she's another day older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FloydianAnimal Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Flatball Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 ... her passport picture is an aerial photo. ... she has her own Zip Code. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassthumpintwin Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chunky-b Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 ... she has to iron her clothes on the drive way. ... if someone told her to haul butt, she'd have to make 3 trips! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ender_rpm Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 ... she needs a dump truck to haul ass ... the told her to stop wearing Malcom X t-shirts downtown. It was confusing the medevac choppers ... When she wears a matching tracksuit, every body yells "KOOL AIIDD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 . . . she gave birth to BOALG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris-dax Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 ... even Fitzwell said "no." niiiiiiiccce.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hotblack Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 Yo mama's so fat she sweats grease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 ... even Fitzwell said "no." *golf clap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members perrydabassman Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 dayum, too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lokidecat Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 ... she jumped for joy and got stuck. ... when she dances, she makes a live band's music skip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zon5string Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 ...when she got lost, they had to put her on all 4 sides of the milk carton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Playerunk Posted August 27, 2009 Author Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 . . . she gave birth to BOALG! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members slapthefunkyfour Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 Yo momma's so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BigPigPeaches Posted August 27, 2009 Members Share Posted August 27, 2009 ...so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed "60 Minutes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members toolbar Posted August 28, 2009 Members Share Posted August 28, 2009 yo momma so fat... that on the beach, green peace tried to push her back in the water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members perrydabassman Posted August 28, 2009 Members Share Posted August 28, 2009 Your mama is so fat, she did the pogo in the Mosh Pit and the band skipped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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