Members BigPigPeaches Posted October 29, 2009 Members Share Posted October 29, 2009 http://nmi.craigslist.org/muc/1442375535.html Language is NSFW. You really should look at the ad itself as the pic of the guy just makes it perfect. Smaug! (Traverse City -The place with no hope) Ok... bare with me. I'm a bit stoned at the moment, and have a sure brilliant fire {censored}ing idea! Smaug THIS IS A BAND OF {censored}ING GROWN UPS! So the band is called Smaug, Thrash/Black hint of death VIBE. And everything/Every song will be about Plundering {censored}, Setting ablaze towns, Raping sacrificial whores etc. The 1st album - I take what I wish Have {censored}ING hit singles! I mean it's all about the numbers! {censored}ING A Songs like Smaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuug!!!Speeeeeeeeeeeeearrrssss!!!Death of BardTerror SkyDragon CockDwarves of metalBurning of Mid guardSomethings Burning I need a Drummer, Bassist, Guitarist. If you can play, and play well. you're in. I will handle Vocals, and the overly outlandish lyrics. I'm 25, Name Sir Hoovington Esquire.Email me if interested. m/ In all honesty really i'm Looking to form a thrash band, But I can settle with this. My vocal References Can be found herekompoz.com/member/Sir_Hoovington_Esquire Sincerely me, This guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members slapthefunkyfour Posted October 29, 2009 Members Share Posted October 29, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hearafter Posted October 29, 2009 Members Share Posted October 29, 2009 I'm 25 k... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chunky-b Posted October 29, 2009 Members Share Posted October 29, 2009 k... 25, stoned, and posting about it on CL... Definitely an adult! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pamackie Posted October 29, 2009 Members Share Posted October 29, 2009 Stop trying to steal Manowar's thunder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bluescout Posted October 29, 2009 Members Share Posted October 29, 2009 I'm only glad to see that ad to know I'm MANY states away from that bucket of wierdo phreak whackadoodle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rowka Posted October 29, 2009 Members Share Posted October 29, 2009 And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHT!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BigPigPeaches Posted October 29, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 29, 2009 I think I'd like to do an orchestral re-imagining of "Dragon Cock". Complete with lots of plondering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hearafter Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 I think I'd like to do an orchestral re-imagining of "Dragon Cock". Complete with lots of plondering. Only to masterbait to all the jewels and riches one can keeps... :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zachoff Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 I'd email him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LouSpaceMonkey Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 What?! I always masterbait to all the jeweleries I have. Is that wrong. If it is...I don wanna be right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 Are you coming to PA anytime soon ya bastard?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members infralife Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 Go take a {censored} and forrgetighbouted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fingeringam Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHT!!!!!!!" HAHAHHAHAH :lol: It sounded like Bryan316 at the beginning. Plundering {censored}, Setting ablaze towns, Raping sacrificial whores etc. What could "ect" possibly be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members misterhinkydink Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 The Raper and Pillager called Brandon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members collinwho Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 If I was even remotely interested in metal, and lived in the area, I would be all over that. Its ridiculously over the top, just like metal should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members W33nie Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 "Thrash/Black hint of death VIBE." WTF is that supposed to mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SB900LE Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 HAHAHHAHAH :lol: It sounded like Bryan316 at the beginning. What could "ect" possibly be? maybe raping the sacrificial virgins too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super_Donut_Man Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHT!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Darkstorm Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 Lmao. I'd try out for bass for them if lived in the area. Lol. Sounds like fun over the top mix thatd be great to perform. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sonic1 Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 Sacrificial whores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BigPigPeaches Posted October 30, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 Are you coming to PA anytime soon ya bastard?? I don't know. Will Smaug be playing there anytime soon? Sincerely,Dragon Cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 Nice ad, I'd respond. And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHT!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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