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Members Cliff Fiscal Posted December 16, 2009 Members Share Posted December 16, 2009 They discontinued them. Too many sexual deaths linked to either shearing of the penis or electrocution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kurfu Posted December 16, 2009 Members Share Posted December 16, 2009 They discontinued them. Too many sexual deaths linked to either shearing of the penis or electrocution. Joe leaves the first church of appliantology and sets out to try l. ron's expensive advice Central scrutinizer:This is the central scrutinizer... joe has just learned to speak german now, get this, here's why he did it! he's gonna go to this club on the other side of town, it's called the closet... and tOt these appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up like a housewife who can speak german (you know what I mean)... so joe's learned how to speak german, he goes into this place andEes these little kitchen machineries dancing around with each other, and he sees this one...that looks like ah, it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marAids stuck all over it's body...it's really exciting...and when he sees it, he bursts into song... Joe:Fick mich, duMiserabler hurensohnDu miserabler hurensohnFick mich, duMiserabler hurensohnStreck ihn ausStreck aus deinenHeissen gelocktenStreck ihn ausStreck aus deinenHeissen gelocktenStreck ihn ausStreck aus deinenHeissen gelocktenSchwanzAh-ee-ahee-ahhhhh!Mach es sehr schnellRein und rausMagisches schweinMach es sehr schnellRein und rausMagisches schweinBis es spritzt, spritzt,Spritzt, spritztFeuer!Bis es spritzt, spritzt,Spritzt, spritztFeuer!Aber beklecker nichtDas sofa, sofa!Aber beklecker nichtDas sofa, sofa!Aber beklecker nichtDas sofa, sofa!Aber beklecker nichtDas sofa, sofa! Stunned by joe's command of it's native tongue, a gleaming model xqj-37 nuclear powered pan-sexual roto-plooker named sy borg (previously thought to be the son of the lady who called the policeT two, side I), spindles over to joe and says... Sy borg:Pick me...i'm clean...I am also programmedFor conversationalEnglish. This stuns joe, who stands there speechless for a moment. smitten by joe's animal magnetism, sy continues... Sy borg:May I haveThis dance? And joe, looking sharp in his housewife costume with the napkin on his head and the yellow chiffon apron, responds boldly by repeat- ing the entreaty originally delivered in deutsch in it's conveOnal english form, so that his intentions re- garding the appliance will be made perfectly clear... Joe:I've got a better idea... {censored} me, you ugly sonOf a bitchYou ugly son of a bitch{censored} me, you ugly sonOf a bitchStick it outStick out yerHot curly weenieStick it outStick out yerHot curly weenieStick it outStick out yerHot curly weenieWeenie...weenie,Weenie, weenie! Make it go fastIn and out,(in and out)Magical pig Make it go fastIn and out,(in and out)Magical pig Till it squirts, squirts,Squirts, squirtsFire Till it squirts, squirts,Squirts, squirtsFire Don't get no jizzUpon that sofa, sofaDon't get no jizzUpon that sofa, sofaDon't get no jizzUpon that sofa, sofaDon't get no jizzUpon that sofa, sofa Whereupon, in order toProve to joe that he isNo ordinary appliance, syQuotes a few lines ofTraditional american lovePoetry... Sy borg:What's a girl like youDoing in a placeLike this?Do you comeHere often?Wait a minute...I've got it...You're an italian...What? you're jewish?Love your nails...You must be a libra...Your place or mine?Your place or mine?Your place or mine?Your place or mine? See the chromeFeel the chromeTouch the chromeHeal the chromeSee the screamingHot black steamingIridescent naugahydePython screamingSteam roller! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MarvinDog Posted December 16, 2009 Members Share Posted December 16, 2009 My wife and I like to sing that to each other. Really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kurfu Posted December 16, 2009 Members Share Posted December 16, 2009 My wife and I like to sing that to each other. Really. It's a damn catchy little tune! :thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RSBro Posted December 16, 2009 Members Share Posted December 16, 2009 I can ride my bike with no handlebars... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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