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Screw them covers, what have you written lately?


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the 2 best i've recently written are;

 

10,000 miles: i wrote this in about 10 minutes on the bus home from uni. it's basically for us guys to our ladies and is for the most part inspired by somethign an old teacher said to an ex girlfriend about me. we don't all look like brad pitt and we aren't all rich but we try to be the best we can be.

 

the girl with the blue hair: not literally about someone with blue hair. it wasn't supposed to be about anyone in particular but it ended up being about a disturbingly good looking chinese girl i pulled in a club and totally clicked with but was so drunk i wound up losing out. literally the only thing i regret in life (which means life is pretty cvushy) the blue hair bit is about how someone can just totally stand out in a crowded room. she was one of those girls that just blows you away because shes so good looking but nice natured and the song really is about girls like this and about guys like me who inevitably sit writing songs about them a year later when the girl probably doesn't even remember who we are :(:)

 

i've got one called don;t sdtep down that i'vebeen struggling to finish for about a year and a half because it's one of those songs you know from the word go it's going to be somethign special and i dont just want to finish it for the sake of finishing it.

 

and one of my favourites i wrote a while back is called broke and is about those horrible creatures called ex girlfriends.

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Got a couple dozen ranging from "vague idea" to "almost done", most are somewhere in between.

 

Here's a parody of a Beatle song I'm working on, inspired by a drunk's request at a bar-b-q I played about 6 weeks ago...if anyone wants to throw their own slant on it, that might be fun (and, if used, I'll certainly give ya credit!):

 

CHICKEN TO RIDE

 

(V1)I think I must've got stoned

I'm not sure what to say

The girl I'm wanting so bad

Has just rode away

 

©She's got a chicken to ride

She's a got chicken to ride

She's a got chicken to ride

And that's just weird

 

(V2)She says that eating with me

Is bringing her down

I brought a bucket from the Colonel

And she brought a frown

 

(B)Don't know why she's bending my ear

It's not the bird was her friend

And it sure was good Southern-fried

Pass the coleslaw and let us begin!

 

(V3)The girl only comes to my knees

Yeah, she's really that short!

(Two more lines needed)

 

 

 

And then there's this shuffle blues for us geezer-oids ;)...

 

Horny Boy

 

Goodness gracious, Bless my soul

I need your monkey-lovin' before I get too old

Sweet lil' thang, let me be your man-toy

Pass that bottle of Cialis over and I'll soon be your horny-boy!

 

I'm no spring chicken, but I'm a long way's from dead!

There lotsa good ideas left in my old head

Sweet lil' thang, let me be your man-toy

Pass that bottle of Cialis over and I'll soon be your horny-boy!

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Warning: neo-cons won't like this'un:

 

LABOR DAY

 

Workers of the world unite!

You got nothin to lose but your chains!

They gonna take your job, you gotta stand and fight,

You got nothin to lose but your chains.

 

Refrain:

Don't piss on me, and tell me that it's rainin.

Or even that it's only "trickle down."

Steal our rights and give a tax break to the richest,

Ya better watch out 'cause

What goes around comes around.

 

King George fiddled while New Orleans drowned

We got nothin to lose but our chains!

But what goes up, it must come down,

We got nothin to lose but our chains!

 

Refrain

 

Ya got money for a foreign war

We got nothin to lose but our chains!

And the gasman's takin more and more,

We got nothin to lose but our chains!

 

Refrain

 

No health insurance for the workin man,

We got nothin to lose but our chains!

While you spend our money in Afghanistan,

We got nothin to lose but our chains!

 

Refrain

 

Can't afford to go to no hospital,

We got nothin to lose but our chains!

We're gonna storm the White House and the Capitol,

We got nothin to lose but our chains!

 

Refrain

 

Every second/fourth line in the verses is meant to be sung by everyone in unison, in best punk-rock anthemic tradition.

 

;)

 

BK

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Originally posted by Brian Krashpad

Warning: neo-cons won't like this'un:


LABOR DAY


Workers of the world unite!

You got nothin to lose but your chains!

They gonna take your job, you gotta stand and fight,

You got nothin to lose but your chains.


Refrain:

Don't piss on me, and tell me that it's rainin.

Or even that it's only "trickle down."

Steal our rights and give a tax break to the richest,

Ya better watch out 'cause

What goes around comes around.


King George fiddled while New Orleans drowned

We got nothin to lose but our chains!

But what goes up, it must come down,

We got nothin to lose but our chains!


Refrain


Ya got money for a foreign war

We got nothin to lose but our chains!

And the gasman's takin more and more,

We got nothin to lose but our chains!


Refrain


No health insurance for the workin man,

We got nothin to lose but our chains!

While you spend our money in Afghanistan,

We got nothin to lose but our chains!


Refrain


Can't afford to go to no hospital,

We got nothin to lose but our chains!

We're gonna storm the White House and the Capitol,

We got nothin to lose but our chains!


Refrain



Every second/fourth line in the verses is meant to be sung by everyone in unison, in best punk-rock anthemic tradition.


;)

BK

 

Neil Young meets The Clash!

 

:cool:

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Gee, for a minute there I thought I'd passed away and woke up in a coffee house back in the 60's again.

 

I have a new original I can't seem to get played on the radio for some stupid reason.. Liberals won't like this:

 

It's called "Why Teddy"

 

You left your party drinking

with some pretty on your arm

you hit the high speed back roads

too drunk to be alarmed

 

The bridge was fast approaching

but in your druken haze

you really could have cared less

you wallowed in her gaze

 

And suddenly it happened

the car jumped off that bridge

the cold clear water filled so fast

You only sought to live

 

Forgetting all about her

in your haste to run away

You left her in your car to die

never admitting to this day

 

You got drunk and killed someone

a young and pretty girl

who only wanted to feel the power

of being in your world

 

And now your words are worshiped

and your ethics, they get hailed

but some of us are not decieved

you should be cuffed and jailed.

 

 

 

What do you think? I know some liberals won't like it, but hey, it's the best I can do in five minutes..

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Originally posted by GZsound

Gee, for a minute there I thought I'd passed away and woke up in a coffee house back in the 60's again.


I have a new original I can't seem to get played on the radio for some stupid reason.. Liberals won't like this:


It's called "Why Teddy"


You left your party drinking

with some pretty on your arm

you hit the high speed back roads

too drunk to be alarmed


The bridge was fast approaching

but in your druken haze

you really could have cared less

you wallowed in her gaze


And suddenly it happened

the car jumped off that bridge

the cold clear water filled so fast

You only sought to live


Forgetting all about her

in your haste to run away

You left her in your car to die

never admitting to this day


You got drunk and killed someone

a young and pretty girl

who only wanted to feel the power

of being in your world


And now your words are worshiped

and your ethics, they get hailed

but some of us are not decieved

you should be cuffed and jailed.




What do you think? I know some liberals won't like it, but hey, it's the best I can do in five minutes..

 

Get in your time machine, go back 20 years, VOILA!

 

You'll have quite the hit on your hands.

 

;)

 

BK

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BK - I like it! Definitely needs a bit of final tweaking, but your 95-99% there!

 

GZ - not bad, but if you could fuse a little more reality and maybe ease up on the fingerpointing (think subtlety), you'd have something decent...not bad at all if it only took you 5 minutes, for certain!

 

Anyone got anything to share? :)

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Originally posted by GZsound



What do you think? I know some liberals won't like it, but hey, it's the best I can do in five minutes..

 

 

You're almost there. Let's see, something that rhymes with "Chappaquidick."

 

 

;)

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I actually get a kick out of doing that. I get calls all the time to come up with lyrics for some strange project someone is doing.

 

That was actually a three minute project.

 

My last work of art was for a national religious radio marketing company. A friend that works there had lost a bet and had to come up with lyrics for a song that included bowling and homelessness.

 

I already had a MIDI version of elvis presley's Heartbreak Hotel in the computer so I laid down some lyrics, she came in and sang the song and was a hit at work. I wish I had the lyrics, I'd post them for you.

 

From rap tunes to bluegrass tunes, I have several hundred songs I have written. My last album of originals went plywood in two weeks.

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I've got two written I haven't been able to bring to the band yet because we're deep in drummer transition and we need to get the new guy used to all the originals we already do. This weekend we're playing three shows with three drummers. Makes my head spin.

 

One song was inspired by a street sign near my house: "Rita Lane". I commented to my daughter that it sounded like a 40's movie star, and she said it sounded like ritalin. The song is "Rita Lin" about the vapid life of today's single girl.

 

The other tune is a melody we've worked out in the past, and this is the third set of lyrics for this progression. I keep writing them and scrapping them. It hasn't got a title yet. It's a barroom blues progression with innuendo and puns for lyrics. Sung from the widow's point of view.

 

We've been playing out our latest original "12 Miles" to good response. Each time we do it, it gets spookier. A small stone effect on slide guitar in G minor creates the vibe of the song.

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I'm in a cover band but we've always wanted to do 1 or 2 originals per set. I've introduced a couple to them but not necessarily the warmest reception.

 

I just finished a new one this weekend and I'm hopeful.

 

"Delusional" by Rim

 

 

"Delusional" by Rim

========

 

There's a girl

She's so beautiful

She's sitting at the bar all by herself

And I'm the guy

Who'd buy her drinks all night

Until I'm broke and she leaves with someone else

 

Chorus:

If the winter olympics

Had an event called delusional

I'd win it every time

And every time I'd get the gold

 

There's a girl

She looks so good

That all the guys are scared to talk to her

And I'm the guy

Who'll get up the nerve to go to her but still I'd get nowhere

 

(Chorus)

 

There's a girl

She's so cute

She's always nice and always gives a smile

And I'm the guy

Who thinks it's a sign

That she wants me, but all she is, is polite

 

(Chorus)

 

Outro:

Get the gold (x8)

But not the girl

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