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These gig stories are probably only amusing to me, but this one is great.

 

Saturday night, we had a full house all night, we were on our game and having a ball. I noticed in the crowd 1st set, a blonde woman wearing an identical outfit to mine - red top, black mini skirt. On set break I went up to her and told her she had exquisite taste in clothing. Turns out it was her birthday, so we made a fuss over her.

 

Talking with her later, we were joking about our matching outfits, and she asked if the band ever wore matching outfits. I said as a joke, I've been after the guys to wear kilts, but they won't. Tony says to her, "I might do it. It's a reflection of my scottish heritage!"

 

She asks the obvious next question - "What do you wear under your kilt? Nothing, I bet...."

 

And he says with a completely straight face... "No, that's not true."

 

She asks, "What do you wear? A blue ribbon?"

 

He says, "Lipstick."

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