Hey, I'll give you a roll of toilet paper and case of Ramen for you 59 Les Paul

[mikesr1963]

You think I'm kidding don't you.  Just watch. 

[gardo]

Hey, no problem. We've gone paperless by installing bidets in the house. 

[badpenguin]

2 Cases of water, and 3 cases of Raman! TP, sorry the Walmart here is out of.

[Emory]

FWIW Plenty of toilet paper and instant noodles (tons of brands) here in Thailand. Cleaning alcohol, not easily found. 7-11 suggested I buy some of the vodka, scotch, and local firewater instead.

Les Paul's too heavy. I'll take a 52 tele, thank you very much