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14 minutes ago, Phil O'Keefe said:

Okay, time for some bass player jokes... 

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What does "person + keys" equal?? Knobs???

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9 minutes ago, arcadesonfire said:

What does "person + keys" equal?? Knobs???

I'm glad you asked... 

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:eekphil: :D 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Phil O'Keefe said:

Or this... 

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Oh. Hmm. I have two cats. Shoulda stuck w piano as a kid. Coulda been a virtuoso!

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Just now, Phil O'Keefe said:

But this is a thread about bass players... 

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Anthony Kiedis sang “Under the bridge downtown, I gave my life away.” Flea just gave away 90 cents and things worked out pretty well. 

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1 minute ago, SteinbergerHack said:

???  Can't see this - only see the name of the file......?

Guy + keyboard = Guy and three cats. 

I can see it fine, and apparently so can AOF. What are you viewing the forum with ATM?  Phone? Tablet? Computer? What browser / OS?

 

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2 minutes ago, Phil O'Keefe said:

Guy + keyboard = Guy and three cats. 

I can see it fine, and apparently so can AOF. What are you viewing the forum with ATM?  Phone? Tablet? Computer? What browser / OS?

 

Win10 - Firefox - Dell laptop

Can't see it with Internet Exploder 11 either.

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26 minutes ago, SteinbergerHack said:

Win10 - Firefox - Dell laptop

Can't see it with Internet Exploder 11 either.

Try a reboot.  It didn't work for me and Firefox with this site, but it might work for you.

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2 minutes ago, SteinbergerHack said:

No - that site has a security certificate issue of some sort.  Might be our corporate firewall.

Okay, that probably explains it - it's most likely the firewall on your end. FWIW, I'm not getting any security issue flags from it, so I doubt it's unsafe. 

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5 minutes ago, SteinbergerHack said:

No - that site has a security certificate issue of some sort.  Might be our corporate firewall.

that's probably it - i had the same problem occasionally when i was net surfing at intel, even when the material itself wasn't actually objectionable.  fwiw i'm seeing all of them, at home, with firefox on win 7...

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1 hour ago, moogerfooger said:

What do you call a bass player with no girlfriend?

 

homeless

... with two brain cells? 

 

 

 

 

 

Pregnant. 

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Q. How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. None - the keyboard player can do it with his left hand. :music032:

 

Q. How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Just one - but the guitarist has to show him how to do it first. :music024:

 

Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? 

It took him hours to get the bass player out. :badump:

 

 

 

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