Members SteinbergerHack Posted March 5, 2020 Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 I saw this elsewhere and thought that it needed to be shared: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Phil O'Keefe Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Okay, time for some bass player jokes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members arcadesonfire Posted March 5, 2020 Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 14 minutes ago, Phil O'Keefe said: Okay, time for some bass player jokes... What does "person + keys" equal?? Knobs??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 9 minutes ago, arcadesonfire said: What does "person + keys" equal?? Knobs??? I'm glad you asked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Or this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members arcadesonfire Posted March 5, 2020 Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Phil O'Keefe said: I'm glad you asked... Hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 But this is a thread about bass players... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members arcadesonfire Posted March 5, 2020 Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Phil O'Keefe said: Or this... Oh. Hmm. I have two cats. Shoulda stuck w piano as a kid. Coulda been a virtuoso! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members arcadesonfire Posted March 5, 2020 Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 Just now, Phil O'Keefe said: But this is a thread about bass players... Anthony Kiedis sang “Under the bridge downtown, I gave my life away.” Flea just gave away 90 cents and things worked out pretty well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SteinbergerHack Posted March 5, 2020 Author Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 18 minutes ago, Phil O'Keefe said: Or this... ??? Can't see this - only see the name of the file......? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 1 minute ago, SteinbergerHack said: ??? Can't see this - only see the name of the file......? Guy + keyboard = Guy and three cats. I can see it fine, and apparently so can AOF. What are you viewing the forum with ATM? Phone? Tablet? Computer? What browser / OS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SteinbergerHack Posted March 5, 2020 Author Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Phil O'Keefe said: Guy + keyboard = Guy and three cats. I can see it fine, and apparently so can AOF. What are you viewing the forum with ATM? Phone? Tablet? Computer? What browser / OS? Win10 - Firefox - Dell laptop Can't see it with Internet Exploder 11 either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Any problem seeing any of the other embedded images in the thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members moogerfooger Posted March 5, 2020 Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 What do you call a bass player with no girlfriend? homeless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thankyou Posted March 5, 2020 Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 26 minutes ago, SteinbergerHack said: Win10 - Firefox - Dell laptop Can't see it with Internet Exploder 11 either. Try a reboot. It didn't work for me and Firefox with this site, but it might work for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hoot Owl Posted March 5, 2020 Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 So, the guy with the mic gets to pay more child support. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 31 minutes ago, SteinbergerHack said: Win10 - Firefox - Dell laptop Can't see it with Internet Exploder 11 either. If you follow this link, can you see it? https://www.thecoffeeface.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/musicians_math.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SteinbergerHack Posted March 5, 2020 Author Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 18 minutes ago, Phil O'Keefe said: If you follow this link, can you see it? https://www.thecoffeeface.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/musicians_math.jpg No - that site has a security certificate issue of some sort. Might be our corporate firewall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, SteinbergerHack said: No - that site has a security certificate issue of some sort. Might be our corporate firewall. Okay, that probably explains it - it's most likely the firewall on your end. FWIW, I'm not getting any security issue flags from it, so I doubt it's unsafe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wallywanker Posted March 5, 2020 Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, SteinbergerHack said: No - that site has a security certificate issue of some sort. Might be our corporate firewall. that's probably it - i had the same problem occasionally when i was net surfing at intel, even when the material itself wasn't actually objectionable. fwiw i'm seeing all of them, at home, with firefox on win 7... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Grumpy_Polecat Posted March 5, 2020 Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 How do you get a bass player to get off of your front porch? Pay for the pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members arf-boy Posted March 5, 2020 Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 1 hour ago, moogerfooger said: What do you call a bass player with no girlfriend? homeless ... with two brain cells? Pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Q. How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. None - the keyboard player can do it with his left hand. Q. How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Just one - but the guitarist has to show him how to do it first. Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? It took him hours to get the bass player out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SteinbergerHack Posted March 5, 2020 Author Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 Q: How do you tell when a band has a really great bass player? A: I don't know either - I never noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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