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Did you ever squeeze the Charmin?

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Teh Feck am I, Mr. effin Wiffle? That was one bizarre ad campaign..Mr. Wiffle had a sick fetish about squeezing toilet paper, and when he got caught he got embarrassed. I think it was directed at passive aggressive middle aged housewives who identified it with their weak willed sissy husbands lack of assertiveness and even closet homosexuality.

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Teh Feck am I' date=' Mr. effin Wiffle? That was one bizarre ad campaign..Mr. Wiffle had a sick fetish about squeezing toilet paper, and when he got caught he got embarrassed. I think it was directed at passive aggressive middle aged housewives who identified it with their weak willed sissy husbands lack of assertiveness and even closet homosexuality.[/quote']

 

I'm thinking he was squeezing it imagining it was a woman. Afterwards he went back into the stockroom and choked the chicken.

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Or as they said on the Meskin staations:

No apriete el Charmin, Seenyore Weeple.1_61_whipple_medium.jpg

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I did, once, just to see what the big deal was. Didn't do anything for me.

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I mean' date=' look at him. You can tell he's some kind of pervert. [/quote']

 

50 Shades of Whipple.

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We get Charmin TP here at the house, the bigger question might be, did ever think you pay so much for TP and paper towels in you live. I don't have today's Wally Mart receipt in front of me, but I bet I spend 15 bucks for Bounty multi pack and 9-10 buck for the Charin.

 

 

I didn't need that much today and the total bill was still like 120 bucks. My wife and I also use Pantene Curly hair shampoo and conditioner.

 

Procter & Gamble highway robbery.

 

 

 

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I use a rag and some soap, and wash it under the tub faucet. Save about 75 bucks a year...no not really. I do shop around for good deals on asswipe .Asswipe that is thick enough and good quality w/o the name brand markup ,works for my hairy old arse.

Insofar as Shampoo, thats a scam. The cheap S*** is as good as the best ****************, or close enuf for my old scruffy head...long as it gets the bed bugs, lice and other crap outta my dirty mezcun head.

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I did' date=' once, just to see what the big deal was. Didn't do anything for me.[/quote']

That's what I remember too. We use Angel Soft these days and some fairly cheap brand of paper towels (Bounty?) Suave or store brand shampoo and conditioner. A lot of the time I use a rag instead of a paper towel, like for cleaning the bathroom mirror. When I'm done I throw it in the laundry. Better for the environment.

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"Squeezing the Charmin"? Izzat what they're calling it these days? :idk:

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Mr. Whipple will not be happy.

 

 

:cop: R E P O R T E D :cop:

 

Kind of a late report, it’s an old, moldy thread, now :rolleyes2:

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