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I wonder if one of you guys who have post 2 to 5 or so of this thread would edit in a brief polite note about what has happened to the "Way, way OT: p120dude" chapter 1 with a pointer to the "dude thread" where the information and cure were thrashed out and also to Yoozer's (HAIL YOOZER) archive of the original thread.

 

That way the confused ones could be oriented.

 

Goddy!!!

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Originally posted by Doug Gifford

I wonder if one of you guys who have post 2 to 5 or so of this thread would edit in a brief polite note about what has happened to the "Way, way OT: p120dude" chapter 1 with a pointer to the "dude thread" where the information and cure were thrashed out and also to Yoozer's (HAIL YOOZER) archive of the original thread.


That way the confused ones could be oriented.


Goddy!!!

 

 

 

Ok, I will give it a Try.

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The True Story

 

What Hapeened with this Thread

 

 

Dear reader:

 

You may ask about this thread you have read in most magazines around the world, the KSS synth forum with +11000 posts thread.

 

The true story:

 

Few years ago, KSS forum was visited by aliens, who rape one of our youger members.

They went into Venus, and give him an Yamaha P120 digital piano.

For the time he was there, and because Venus is not Mars, and because Venus is closer to the Sun, and because Venus have too many clouds, this guy learned how impressive was his instrument under all that sun, all that clouds.

Anybody knows Venus is a hot place, and with some toxic atmosphere, the guy gone into a very interesting syndrome, called "Pianos are from Venus, Synths are from Mars".

 

But, after a time without any advice, the Jupiter aliens raped him from the Venusian aliens, and he was sent to Saturn, where there was too many space for his P120, but the sun was too far.

Then, he know about having room to all he wanted before. And with a full stars sky to look for.

 

That was great times for him, who used to seat in the Saturn rings while playing that would be his first galatic music.

 

In a few weeks, while sleeping, he was sent back to Earth.

The Jupiter aliens used space-time techology to sent the guy back to his bedroom, at same time in the past when he was first raped. And without memory of the eleven months out there.

 

When he awoke, his mind was near empty, as before, but like a Dream, the P120 was there.

In his head, only a remembering from distant lands, where the P120 sounded ressonating in all stars.

 

Then he turned the machine on and gave to the world "Madness from Mind", his great composition from deeper sky.

 

That same day, he was guided telepaticaly here, the KSS forum, and started a thread here, about the sYmpAtHetic rEsSoNanCe of the p120 and the rooms he dreamed for his studio (remembering Saturno).

 

Because even he, nor anybody knew about the fantastic spacel adventure this guy had visiting another time and dimensions, the thread become a surpreendent place to people around the most diferent places.

 

Then, after many years, and thousands of posts, the aliens came back, raped one of the KSS moderators, and gave him the capabilitie of changing minds, and giving a turning point for humankind awareness, where a new global reach point must be flashing in people mind.

 

A secret message was released and the thrut is in the Sun.

 

 

Because +11000 posts have to be read to start some understanding of The One Thread, Yoozer have saved the original Chapter One of the Thread, wich is available at the link in the message he posted:

 

 

Originally posted by Yoozer

Here you go guys, the original thread in zipped format. To dowload, click the link, choose "Free", wait a few seconds, and when the picture of the letters appear, fill them in the textbox (this is to prevent automated mass-downloading).




I've increased the number of posts per page so you'd have less HTML files to wade through.

 

 

 

 

 

The aliens have been visiting more people, and some of then are ready to realize some of the deeper impact KSS releases.

And without nude Klingons women.

 

With His Blessings

 

Me

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