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Originally posted by ginnboonmiller



I do, too. They sound like ass. But far louder. Which I guess is why they're popular. But that just means that everybody sounds like ass these days.

 

How is this porn? I was expecting juicy closeups of their mouthpieces, keys, and, y'know, right inside the horn.

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Originally posted by BillyGrahamCracker



But he's a real trumpet player. And I'm sure you're still much more of one than I am. I'm just the trumpet player that Tom Waits talks about in "Better Off Without a Wife".....


*was wanted for assault*

*said "it weren't my fault"*

 

I pick up one of 'em (I've got a hell of a collection) every once in a while, play for a few minutes, and think to myself, "shit!" I'm going to work to get back in shape on the trumpet by the end of the year.

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Originally posted by ginnboonmiller



Between dealing with y'all and sitting next to trombonists, I chose dropping out of classical music altogether.


:D


No, seriously.
:mad:

 

its all fun&games 'tll you start picking on us trombonists.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

 

we used to have a grand ol time thwacking the other brass on the back of their heads w/ our slides.

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Originally posted by idiot savant



its all fun&games 'tll you start picking on us trombonists.

:mad:
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:mad:
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we used to have a grand ol time thwacking the other brass on the back of their heads w/ our slides.

 

Look at any symphony orchestra. It takes three trombonists to do what one tubist can do alone:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Repel a crowd of attractive girls.

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Originally posted by idiot savant

What's a tuba for?


1 1/2" by 3 1/2" unless you request "full cut."


;)

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

What's the difference between a tuba player and a frog that can drive a car?

The frog's on his way to a gig.

 

What's the definition of "optimist?"

A tuba player with an appointment book.

 

And, yes, I really DO wish I had taken up the flute, thank you very much.

 

:mad:

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Originally posted by BillyGrahamCracker

Hey, at least you're getting some love here. I just hate french hornists and claranet players and trombone dudes.

 

Which reminds me of another classic:

 

How do you make a tuba sound like a french horn?

 

Stick your hand in the bell and play a bunch of wrong notes.

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Originally posted by ginnboonmiller



Which reminds me of another classic:


How do you make a tuba sound like a french horn?


Stick your hand in the bell and play a bunch of wrong notes.

 

EXACTLY!!!

 

Those fuckers couldn't play shit and now they're all playing pro or teaching or at least went to school for it. Is there an easier curve for them or something?

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