Mr. Twang, I could almost make sweet love to you...

[BillyGrahamCracker]

You'll most likely have to settle for a footrub, though.

 

Why you ask? Well, you posted a picture of stoner Jim Anchower of Onion fame in another thread, and I was going to find a good picture and quote from Smoove B as a result. What I happened upon was pure gold: The Onion, which had been making folks pay to see its archive for some time now, has loosed its files to us for free! Now I can once again read the columns of my mentor, T. Herman Zweibel, as well as Smoove B.

 

Here's the link:

 

Smoove B. and other assorted Onion columnists

[Mr. Twang]

Ain't no thang, playa. But you gots to keep ya mutha{censored}in' hands off a mah mutha{censored}in' feet.

I out.