Members Mr. Twang Posted October 7, 2005 Members Share Posted October 7, 2005 So I make a kickass dinner last night for me and the wife. I sit down to eat, but then on like the third bite I accidentally bite down hard on the inside of my right cheek and tear off a huge chunk of flesh from the inside of my mouth. I mean, it really fucking hurt. So I go into the bathroom to have a look, and my mouth is covered with blood. So I get a nice warm glass of saltwater and rinse my mouth for a while, and it stings like a bitch. Finally the bleeding is under control, but my dinner is pretty much ruined. Why does this shit happen? I mean, I eat the same way all the time, don't I? Today it still hurts like hell, and even more annoying is that I can still feel that dangling flap of mouth-flesh just sort of hanging there waiting for me to bite it again. Fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted October 7, 2005 Members Share Posted October 7, 2005 whoaned:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members elctmist Posted October 7, 2005 Members Share Posted October 7, 2005 Hmmm, if you eat youself, can you still be considered a vegetarian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonny guitar Posted October 7, 2005 Members Share Posted October 7, 2005 The alternative is either IV or blender and a straw. What I hate is I always get a canker on the spot that I chewed up...and those fucking suck. I frequently bite on my saliva duct which is the lumpy thing on each side of the mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Demented Avenger Posted October 7, 2005 Members Share Posted October 7, 2005 I hate when that happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Teahead Posted October 7, 2005 Members Share Posted October 7, 2005 Watch out, there can be an aftershock of sorts! I've done this before, only to find that it happens again a day or two after, since it's swollen and prone to getting chomped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members varialbender Posted October 7, 2005 Members Share Posted October 7, 2005 Originally posted by elctmist Hmmm, if you eat youself, can you still be considered a vegetarian? Sure, if he claims he didn't inhail. Oh, i mean, swallow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members UnChained! Posted October 7, 2005 Members Share Posted October 7, 2005 Originally posted by Teahead Watch out, there can be an aftershock of sorts! I've done this before, only to find that it happens again a day or two after, since it's swollen and prone to getting chomped. Yeah, it is best to wait 2 or 3 days before attempting to eat solid food again. This would be a good weekend to binge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted October 7, 2005 Members Share Posted October 7, 2005 The real question is, is it cannibalism if you accidentally eat your own flesh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members varialbender Posted October 7, 2005 Members Share Posted October 7, 2005 I don't know, but I think if you already are a cannibal, it's concidered masterbation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members UnChained! Posted October 7, 2005 Members Share Posted October 7, 2005 Originally posted by jcn37203 The real question is, is it cannibalism if you accidentally eat your own flesh? hmmm, pondering this moral dilemma.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonny guitar Posted October 7, 2005 Members Share Posted October 7, 2005 Originally posted by varialbender I don't know, but I think if you already are a cannibal, it's concidered masterbation. Self-Mastication makes you dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Great Waldo Pepper Posted October 7, 2005 Members Share Posted October 7, 2005 You know I did that the other day. When that starts happening to me I think ONE thing, "Nick, yr putting on some weight buddy. Lay off the pizza for a couple months, ok?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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