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Anyone Here Been Bon Jov'ied?


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Originally posted by Elliott Damage

without directing me to a long ass thread i don't want to read can someone tell me what bon jovi'd is?

 

Thanks to Delorean for posting the link to the Urban Dictionary, without which I would have been completely lost. Still, the expression could mean just about anything. I wonder if y'all know what you're talking about?... Humiliated? Mistaking a guy for a girl? BJ?

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I bonjovi'd (stuck a fork in) the wife tonight, literally.

 

So, we're working on dinner: meat loaf, brussel sprouts, potatoes. i'm trimming the brussel sprouts, she's messing with the potatoes, and she tells me to "stick a fork in" the meatloaf in the oven to see if it's done. i say "you mean i should bon jovi it?" and she looks at me like i'm crazy. so i ask her what she wants me to stick a fork in and she says "the meat loaf" so i stabbed her in her ass.

 

honest to god, true story.

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Originally posted by BillyGrahamCracker

I bonjovi'd (stuck a fork in) the wife tonight, literally.


So, we're working on dinner: meat loaf, brussel sprouts, potatoes. i'm trimming the brussel sprouts, she's messing with the potatoes, and she tells me to "stick a fork in" the meatloaf in the oven to see if it's done. i say "you mean i should bon jovi it?" and she looks at me like i'm crazy. so i ask her what she wants me to stick a fork in and she says "the meat loaf" so i stabbed her in her ass.


honest to god, true story.

 

You are crackers, BillyGraham.

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Originally posted by BillyGrahamCracker



not even a quarter of what my wife is....fortunately, our daughter got ALL of our genetic crackers, so she'll either end up saving the world or destroying it (not sure which is a nobler cause these days)...

 

It all sounds very fun, healty and - Ramonesic!

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Originally posted by BillyGrahamCracker

I bonjovi'd (stuck a fork in) the wife tonight, literally.


So, we're working on dinner: meat loaf, brussel sprouts, potatoes. i'm trimming the brussel sprouts, she's messing with the potatoes, and she tells me to "stick a fork in" the meatloaf in the oven to see if it's done. i say "you mean i should bon jovi it?" and she looks at me like i'm crazy. so i ask her what she wants me to stick a fork in and she says "the meat loaf" so i stabbed her in her ass.


honest to god, true story.

This brings up an interesting point...

 

Has Meat Loaf ever been Bon Jovi'd?

 

I hear he would do anything for love...(but he probably won't do that)

 

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