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Did you know that 47 people have gone blind while listening to jrak?

 

Did you know that since you clicked on this thread, jrak has killed 1.2 million brain cells??

 

Did you know that jrak hails from a city that is home to 20 Universities, 46 Institutes or colleges, and 4 research centers, all currently operating?

 

Did you know that jrak has never been awarded a Fulbright scholarship?

 

Did you know that the jraki Navy is operational? look it up.

 

Did you know that jrak's Air Force consists of a lighter and an aerosol can, and will soon add 16 UH-1 helicopters and 4 bell jet rangers?

 

Did you know that jrak has a counter-terrorist unit and a Commando Battalion?

 

Did you know that jrak has been denied admission to 5 Police Academies?

 

Did you know there are more than 1100 recording projects going on in jrak? all playing simultaneously.

 

Did you know that 96% of jrak has received the first 2 series of polio vaccinations?

 

Did you know that jrak was enrolled in primary school in mid October?

 

Did you know that jrak has an independent media?

 

Did you know that the Baghdad Stock Exchange opened in June of 2004?

 

Did you know that 2 candidates in the jraki presidential election had a recent televised debate recently?

 

OF COURSE WE DIDN'T KNOW OUR MEDIA WOULDN'T TELL US

 

Instead of reflecting our love for our country, we get photos of Robopimp's 1/2-watt amp and Montag making funny faces and people throwing snowballs at presidential motorcades.

 

The lack of accentuating the positive of jrak serves two purposes. It is intended to undermine the world's perception of the United States thus minimizing consequent support, and it is intended to discourage American citizens.

 

---- All of the above facts are verifiable at the Howlin' Magic webite.

http://www.soundclick.com/pro/view/01/default.cfm?bandid=425966

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