Members Barnabyhuggins Posted December 1, 2005 Members Posted December 1, 2005 Let's get poetic: I want my guitar to sound like you've just been kicked in the chest by a 400 lbs bouncer. While you are on the ground with your head spinning and not sure of precisely what happened ten of the most beautiful women in world rub their naked bodies all over you. Or I want my lead tones to sound like the screams of Marin Timmy getting flayed alive by Balthazar the Thorn-Cocked DemonSpawn. Others?
Members capnbringdown Posted December 1, 2005 Members Posted December 1, 2005 I want my guitar to sound like a space ray. or I want my guitar to sound like a cheesy laser beam sound effect. I've been having trouble nailing those speicific tones, though.
Members Kriegsemann Posted December 1, 2005 Members Posted December 1, 2005 I want my guitar to sound like an amazing kiss feels. Amazing, powerful, sexy, makes time stand still. bring it beehaches
Members papa taco Posted December 1, 2005 Members Posted December 1, 2005 I want my crunchy rythm guitar riffs to sound like a thousand peasant children flatulating at once.
Members Kriegsemann Posted December 1, 2005 Members Posted December 1, 2005 Originally posted by papa taco I want my crunchy rythm guitar riffs to sound like a thousand peasant children flatulating at once. rhythm pickup+bugmuff+envelope filter?
Members sonaboy Posted December 1, 2005 Members Posted December 1, 2005 . I want my guitar to sound like this really hot babysitter just walked in on you as you're masturbating your dog, but then starts to suck the dog off, while simultaneously moving your fist up her puckered asshole all the way to where your new diver's watch is starting to make her anus bleed to where the dog leans over and begins licking the blood off, before 8 lost supermodels who are looking for their coke dealer stumble in, see a bloody anus, figure it's a new photo shoot and begin undressing themselves in front you, while licking each others hardened nipples while you take pictures with your free hand.Then the dog finally cums, you lose your diver's watch, the supermodels snort the dog cum off of the floor because they're so high off of the hormones and sexual hubris, they think it's coke, all the while yelling out the name of this new night club act you've just invented. Basically, i want my guitar to sound like "The Aristocrats."
Members Klisk Posted December 1, 2005 Members Posted December 1, 2005 I want my guitar to sound like it will fall apart at any second. I should be playing a First Act, huh?
Members Barnabyhuggins Posted December 1, 2005 Author Members Posted December 1, 2005 I want my guitar to sound like the aural equivalent of...what else...MARIN COUNTY! That's right bitches.
Members amanonfire Posted December 1, 2005 Members Posted December 1, 2005 my guitar sounds like... a boeing 757 made out of velvet crashing into an eiffel tower constructed completely of lightbulbs.
Members IAmAScientist Posted December 1, 2005 Members Posted December 1, 2005 I want my guitar to squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal like a pig.
Members Narcosynthesis Posted December 1, 2005 Members Posted December 1, 2005 i want my guitar to have the voice of a horny angel David
Members GuyaGuy Posted December 2, 2005 Members Posted December 2, 2005 i want my guitar sound like i'm scratching on a turntable whereas i'm really playing a guitar cuz i'm really clever like that. oh. wait, no that's tom morello...
Members Elliott Damage Posted December 2, 2005 Members Posted December 2, 2005 like the mighty waves of the ocean crushing the dreams of refugees at sea.
Members GuyaGuy Posted December 2, 2005 Members Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by Elliott Damage like the mighty waves of the ocean crushing the dreams of refugees at sea. poor refugees
Members Elliott Damage Posted December 2, 2005 Members Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by GuyaGuy poor refugees but my clean sound should be like a pack of sea angels lifting them to sailor heaven.
Members TrashFace Posted December 2, 2005 Members Posted December 2, 2005 I want my guitar to sound like a {censored}ing whore siren. I want gals with dark hair to tongue my balls because of it.
Members GuyaGuy Posted December 2, 2005 Members Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by Elliott Damage but my clean sound should be like a pack of sea angels lifting them to sailor heaven. HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!
Members mischultz Posted December 2, 2005 Members Posted December 2, 2005 Interesting. Velvet sprang immediately to mind here too, but maybe a smartly tailored velvet suit jacket. Luscious soft but exquisitely well defined at the same time... Michael Originally posted by amanonfire my guitar sounds like...a boeing 757 made out of velvet crashing into an eiffel tower constructed completely of lightbulbs.
Members JETKING Posted December 2, 2005 Members Posted December 2, 2005 "I want my guitar to sound like..."2 retards humping a doorknob. i'm almost there.
Members Elliott Damage Posted December 2, 2005 Members Posted December 2, 2005 like the colors orange, blue and green. haha how poetic of me.
Members GuyaGuy Posted December 2, 2005 Members Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by mischultz Interesting. Velvet sprang immediately to mind here too, but maybe a smartly tailored velvet suit jacket. Luscious soft but exquisitely well defined at the same time...Michaelyeah, baby!
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