Fulltone no longer stays erect

[ck3]

The poor bastard.

[guitarchris]

...... and Zach has a Super Hard On!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NoirAbattoir]

The best way to do a parody is to copy and paste the heading. This way, you may actually trick some people.

Here is what the other thread title was:

"Fulltone no longer sells direct"

For maximum confusion and style points, you really want to make the parody as close to the original as possible.

For example, the proper parody for this thread should have read, "Fulltone no longer swells erect."

You crazy kids. You got moxy, but you lack style...

[ScreamCage]

i don't mean to be cocky, but i've found that the right way to do it was properly demonstrated in my "frustrated at my hurse"...or rather it would've been the right way, if i had spelled "hearse" right.

[Mickaroony]

Originally posted by ck3 The poor bastard.

This begs the obvious question......How did you come by this information?

I hope you didn't have to go past first base