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This comes from Francisco Marciuliano (current creator of "Sally Forth") from his website www.drinkatwork.com :

 

Notes from Ann Coulter's Editor

 

Dear Ann:

 

* Please do not spell things phonetically. You clearly mispronounce a lot of words.

 

* Never start a sentence with "and," "but" or your crush on Timothy McVeigh.

 

* You have a tendency to write awkward sentences when working with concepts unfamiliar to you, such as American history.

 

* Although 780 endnotes is indeed impressive, almost all of yours seem to cite dreams, overheard bus conversations and blackface vaudevillian routines.

 

* Considering his death, perhaps it's best if you rephrase "I want to blow Ronald Reagan" in the past tense.

 

* Please check to ensure that each sentence has a subject and a verb, not simply a target and a racial slur.

 

* Contrary to your impassioned statements, James G. Watt's environmental policies did not, in fact, bring back the unicorn.

 

* Introductory elements of a sentence typically tend to establish either time or condition, not the author's overwhelming insecurity or need to avenge third-grade taunts.

 

* Keep your *sentences* simple, not your thoughts.

 

* The word "God" does not appear in the U.S. Constitution. Neither does the word "genocide."

 

* If you consult our publishing house's manual of style you'll notice that we frown on printing white text on white paper, despite your crippling fear of all things black.

 

* Read your manuscript out loud. If it sounds like Deutschland Uber Alles could easily be played in the background while you speak, we may have a problem.

 

* I'm very uncomfortable with the numerous rape fantasies in your manuscript, whether its the rape of the earth, of our natural resources or of you by Joe McCarthy.

 

* While I understand that you like to engage in hyperbole, calling yourself "attractive" is simply pushing it.

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Originally posted by pennypusher

Did you now that Anne Coulter is a Dead-head?


No, seriously. She's been to several hundred Grateful Dead shows. Maybe her soul isn't the darkest black after all.

 

 

bull{censored}.

she's an evil {censored}in UGLY {censored}in troll, and no amount of blotter acid or hippy asshole butterfly chasing sessions wile dervishing to jerry's amazing (not ) solos can save her lame {censored}ing ass.

my drummer and old singer used to do toot and weed with dubya back in the 70's....does that mean that asshole is redeemable too??

LOL.

get off the buss, dude....

nothing personal, but like....figure it out!

:wave:

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Originally posted by fatfat

:freak:

I'm a quite moderate "Reich-winger" and I think she is one disgusting bitch.

 

word.

nothing wrong with being a conservative bro....

the issue is NEOCONSERVATISM, which really should be called pseudo(false)conservatism instead.

and you're right...

she is one disgusting {censored}in' bitch.

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Originally posted by pinkjimiphoton




bull{censored}.

she's an evil {censored}in UGLY {censored}in troll, and no amount of blotter acid or hippy asshole butterfly chasing sessions wile dervishing to jerry's amazing (not ) solos can save her lame {censored}ing ass.

my drummer and old singer used to do toot and weed with dubya back in the 70's....does that mean that asshole is redeemable too??

LOL.

get off the buss, dude....

nothing personal, but like....figure it out!

:wave:

 

Dude! Just repeat after me. "I hate George Bush and everyone that agrees with or supports him." There, feel better?

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I love when people start criticizing other people's writing and do so in a grammatically incorrect fashion. Irony is always humorous. I'd say more, but Ann Coulter is an evil, annoying {censored}ing {censored}. If she showed up on this board, incognito of course, she'd be labelled as a troll and be sent to a fiery death. She is, also, one ugly mother {censored}er. I can dig the whole conservative girl thing, but even I have my limits.

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Wow, play right into the stereotype.

 

I'm a conservative. Does that make me a racist?

 

And of course, she's a woman, so automatically, she's a bitch, whore, {censored}, evil troll, and wants to give oral sex to Ronald Reagan.

 

Brilliant reasoning, guys. Keep it up, you're really winning those elections. :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by Jarick

Wow, play right into the stereotype.


I'm a conservative. Does that make me a racist?


And of course, she's a woman, so automatically, she's a bitch, whore, {censored}, evil troll, and wants to give oral sex to Ronald Reagan.


Brilliant reasoning, guys. Keep it up, you're really winning those elections.
:rolleyes:

 

Ann Coulter is a woman, and not automatically, she is a bitch, evil troll etc. The sad thing is that she could win elections.

 

Do you think like Ann you have the right to hate, btw?

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The republican and democratic parties are equally worthless. As are blowhards like Ann Coulter who only get things half right, and that is only part of the time.

 

:p

 

And the whole republican = Nazi thing is a pretty lame comparison. It's like throwing the word fascist around just to show everyone the depths of your college brainwashing.

 

In all honesty the Nazi's would have considered any so called conservative today as being a Marxist. As would have the Republicans of the 50's. I mean what actually are they conserving???

 

I'm no nazi, but the usual dem vs. repub arguements are one of my pet peeves.

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Originally posted by Nico de Roode



Ann Coulter is a woman, and not automatically, she is a bitch, evil troll etc. The sad thing is that she could win elections.


Do you think like Ann you have the right to hate, btw?

 

 

Yes, I do. I have the right to hate, love, be jealous, be afraid, and express a myriad of emotion.

 

You're confusing hatred with prejudice. There's a huge difference between an extreme dislike for someone/something and having a pre-formed opinion based on something superficial.

 

And what is it exactly that leads you to believe she "hates" someone or something?

 

The most controversial things I've heard her say involve Ted Kennedy's drunk driving car accident in which his female companion drowned.

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