Members 4Kenoath Posted May 1, 2006 Members Share Posted May 1, 2006 Originally posted by adolf We don't hate you guys... You are not important enough! :D I HAVE NO NUTS! That's why all you Limeys took a day off work and had a ticker tape parade for your Ashes 'heros', and then gave the whole team some honours from Queeny. But thank you for winning something on average every 30 years or so...it snaps us out of our winning complacency.There's a number of games called "football" (eg Rugby Union fb, Rugby League fb, Australian Rules fb)......and then there's this other game full of millionaire drama queens who 'drive' round in ferraris and like the taste of silicon...it gets called "soccer" by the normals and "football"by the specials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted May 1, 2006 Author Members Share Posted May 1, 2006 Originally posted by 4Kenoath That's why all you Limeys took a day off work and had a ticker tape parade for your Ashes 'heros', and then gave the whole team some honours from Queeny. But thank you for winning something on average every 30 years or so...it snaps us out of our winning complacency. There's a number of games called "football" (eg Rugby Union fb, Rugby League fb, Australian Rules fb)... ...and then there's this other game full of millionaire drama queens who 'drive' round in ferraris and like the taste of silicon...it gets called "soccer" by the normals and "football"by the specials. It is called football by the nation that invented the language and the game. Come to think of it....I think we invented Cricket and Rugby too. The majority of the world calls it football. Only retardos call it something else.Everything else? You guys were still crawling around in the mud looking for flints!In England, we call the game they play here American Football....Australian Rules etc.Seeing a pattern?P'raps we should just call baseball rounders and have done with it.Don't get me wrong. 90% of them are a bunch of diving pansies. I played rugby to County(state) level, only play footy for fitness. I think they are overpaid gits!BUT SOCCER? SO GAY!Cricket? Glad we could help relieve you of those inflated egos...Rugby and Cricket wise.I was there when Beefy made you lot look like amateurs! IT WAS WONDERFUL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fourth Floor Posted May 1, 2006 Members Share Posted May 1, 2006 Originally posted by adolf So what do you have to offer as your Ashes? :D Nothing nearly as cool.My telecaster jack disintegrated recently. I felt a great sense of loss there. I could find an urn for it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fourth Floor Posted May 1, 2006 Members Share Posted May 1, 2006 Originally posted by adolf I was there when Beefy made you lot look like amateurs! IT WAS WONDERFUL! Beefy!?!? Geez. I was having the crusts cut off my sandwiches when he was around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fourth Floor Posted May 1, 2006 Members Share Posted May 1, 2006 Originally posted by Fourth Floor Nothing nearly as cool.My telecaster jack disintegrated recently. I felt a great sense of loss there. I could find an urn for it... maybe I could solder all the bit together into a silver ball of goop and we could play for the goop ashes. or I just send you the goop to coccoon in the swank box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fourth Floor Posted May 1, 2006 Members Share Posted May 1, 2006 I just quoted myself. How freakin' cool is that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted May 1, 2006 Author Members Share Posted May 1, 2006 Originally posted by Fourth Floor Beefy!?!? Geez. I was having the crusts cut off my sandwiches when he was around. Never said I was a spring chicken!I so remember that series....We have to dig hard for these cricket moments against the Strines....No doubting it, Australia are brilliant at Cricket and a few other sports!I will build the "Urn" seeing as we own them right now.....Hopefully I will get to keep it! :D Doubt it though. Most English people never see the sun so....Chances of winning in that climate? SLIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fourth Floor Posted May 1, 2006 Members Share Posted May 1, 2006 You mean 87? or 81? Beefy and Broad knocked us off here in 87. Pissed us off so much that we had to retaliate with the 89 4-0 demolition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted May 1, 2006 Author Members Share Posted May 1, 2006 Originally posted by Fourth Floor You mean 87? or 81? Beefy and Broad knocked us off here in 87. Pissed us off so much that we had to retaliate with the 89 4-0 demolition. Before....?God I am old!I will have to go look now! I could have sworn it was earlier than 81.... :thu:DAMN 81 IT WAS!I thought it was sooner than that!MEMORIES.....DISTANT ONES! DRUNKEN HEADINGLY ONES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 4Kenoath Posted May 1, 2006 Members Share Posted May 1, 2006 Originally posted by adolf It is called football by the nation that invented the language and the game. Come to think of it....I think we invented Cricket and Rugby too. The majority of the world calls it football. Only retardos call it something else. Everything else? You guys were still crawling around in the mud looking for flints! In England, we call the game they play here American Football....Australian Rules etc. Seeing a pattern? P'raps we should just call baseball rounders and have done with it. Don't get me wrong. 90% of them are a bunch of diving pansies. I played rugby to County(state) level, only play footy for fitness. I think they are overpaid gits! BUT SOCCER? SO GAY! Cricket? Glad we could help relieve you of those inflated egos...Rugby and Cricket wise. I was there when Beefy made you lot look like amateurs! IT WAS WONDERFUL! I knew you were special.Come to think of it, England invented tennis as well...oops, sorry to bring that old one up.I guess I could offer up my prized MI Audio Blue Boy Deluxe prototype with 3-way compression switch (which the production version doesn't have)...but I refuse to burn it...unless we lose the Ashes of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted May 1, 2006 Author Members Share Posted May 1, 2006 Originally posted by 4Kenoath I knew you were special. Come to think of it, England invented tennis as well...oops, sorry to bring that old one up. I guess I could offer up my prized MI Audio Blue Boy Deluxe prototype with 3-way compression switch (which the production version doesn't have)...but I refuse to burn it...unless we lose the Ashes of course. Special needs.....THAT BE ME!Tennis? WE RULE AT THAT....TIGER TIM.....HA! HA! HA! HA!Nah! Seeing as we currently have them, I will make the box/urn and fill it with burnt pics of Australian victories against us..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted May 1, 2006 Author Members Share Posted May 1, 2006 Originally posted by adolf Special needs.....THAT BE ME! Tennis? WE RULE AT THAT....TIGER TIM..... HA! HA! HA! HA! Nah! Seeing as we currently have them, I will make the box/urn and fill it with burnt pics of Australian victories against us..... DID I MENTION IT IS NOT CALLED SOCCER?40 Days and counting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stompboxx Posted May 1, 2006 Members Share Posted May 1, 2006 Originally posted by ollenorin have you seen Zlatan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted May 1, 2006 Author Members Share Posted May 1, 2006 Originally posted by stompboxx Stevie Gerrard will make him cry like a girl. Terry will make him want to go home and cuddle up under his duvet. And if that doesn't happen, Rooney will hobble onto the pitch and clump him. Sweden are a bunch of nancy boys. EXCELLENT!Wayne and Colleen will slap him around like a big old 'mo. Neville will hack him to death...GOOD BOY! Tell him he is a Scouser and Nev will 'ave 'im!Nancy boys?EXCELLENT!What say you Olle? Or are you getting your legs waxed?Shame Smudger is injured....TAKES NO PRISONERS! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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