Members sonaboy Posted May 11, 2006 Members Share Posted May 11, 2006 oh come on! you don't think something paltry like a little fall is going to kill this {censored}ing guy, do you?!?!? he got up after he fell and wrecked a damn jetski after he snorted coke mixed with the dried blood of indonesian whores off of an australian whore with smallpox! get real! he'll probably last another 3 decades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members milkmanfrank Posted May 11, 2006 Members Share Posted May 11, 2006 Who's Kieth Richards? Is he related to Keith Richards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members inscho Posted May 11, 2006 Members Share Posted May 11, 2006 as soon as I saw the title I was like "no {censored}ing way" Keef for life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ZJD Posted May 11, 2006 Members Share Posted May 11, 2006 Originally posted by milkmanfrank Who's Kieth Richards? Is he related to Keith Richards? Yeah it's Keith Richards. Omg it's so funny that you pointed out a misspelled name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonny guitar Posted May 11, 2006 Members Share Posted May 11, 2006 Originally posted by sonaboy he'll probably last another 3 decades. looks like a Sago Mine Survivor in that picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members angus_old Posted May 11, 2006 Members Share Posted May 11, 2006 R.I.P. Keith sorry it's a few decades late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amanonfire Posted May 11, 2006 Members Share Posted May 11, 2006 Originally posted by inscho Keef for life! hahahaha, its funny cause he will live longer than anyone who has been born in the last 10 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HWY2H377 Posted May 11, 2006 Members Share Posted May 11, 2006 Originally posted by jonny guitar looks like a Sago Mine Survivor in that picture. are you calling that survived ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sonaboy Posted May 11, 2006 Author Members Share Posted May 11, 2006 Originally posted by jonny guitar looks like a Sago Mine Survivor in that picture. for all we know - he IS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonny guitar Posted May 11, 2006 Members Share Posted May 11, 2006 Originally posted by sonaboy for all we know - he IS. Naw...he couldn't of survived that long without a smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonny guitar Posted May 11, 2006 Members Share Posted May 11, 2006 Originally posted by HWY2H377 are you calling that survived ? Preserved? Smoked? Pickled? Aged? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sonaboy Posted May 11, 2006 Author Members Share Posted May 11, 2006 Originally posted by jonny guitar Preserved? Smoked? Pickled? Aged? someone i know said he looked "electroplated" in that pic. hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HWY2H377 Posted May 11, 2006 Members Share Posted May 11, 2006 "reincarnated as the living dead" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wilbo26 Posted May 12, 2006 Members Share Posted May 12, 2006 I always figured he had died years ago, and they just rigged up up with synthetic innards Bishop style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AnalogJunkie Posted May 12, 2006 Members Share Posted May 12, 2006 robots can die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wilbo26 Posted May 12, 2006 Members Share Posted May 12, 2006 Originally posted by AnalogJunkie robots can die? I prefer the term artificial person myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brian Marshall Posted May 12, 2006 Members Share Posted May 12, 2006 Originally posted by sonaboy oh come on! you don't think something paltry like a little fall is going to kill this {censored}ing guy, do you?!?!? he got up after he fell and wrecked a damn jetski after he snorted coke mixed with the dried blood of indonesian whores off of an australian whore with smallpox! get real! he'll probably last another 3 decades. apparently the secret is mixing OJ with your booze-coke-various junk cocktail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 4Kenoath Posted May 12, 2006 Members Share Posted May 12, 2006 Originally posted by sonaboy oh come on! you don't think something paltry like a little fall is going to kill this {censored}ing guy, do you?!?!? he got up after he fell and wrecked a damn jetski after he snorted coke mixed with the dried blood of indonesian whores off of an australian whore with smallpox! get real! he'll probably last another 3 decades. Yup...certain people in the population can absolutely hammer themselves blind because they have extra large kidneys which almost (or do in some cases) form one giant kidney. Upshot of it is, they can withstand far more than the rest of us mortals. I'm pretty sure Keith has taken enough poison into his body to kill 10 normal men. Large ears is a sign of enhanced kidney energy. Alas, I have small ears. Other notables who apparently have the same natural vitality include Jimmy Barnes (well known for downing full bottles of vodka and scotch without blinking an eye) and Mel Gibson (also a former big drinker of some repute). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ray18 Posted May 12, 2006 Members Share Posted May 12, 2006 umm he looks like he doesn't have enough oxygen in his bloodstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members milkmanfrank Posted May 12, 2006 Members Share Posted May 12, 2006 Originally posted by 48729zjd Yeah it's Keith Richards. Omg it's so funny that you pointed out a misspelled name. OMG ur so kule u can use interweb speek!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mukuzi Posted May 12, 2006 Members Share Posted May 12, 2006 he may have brain damage4 real:thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members unit11 Posted May 12, 2006 Members Share Posted May 12, 2006 I think Keith Richards is one of those strange facts of life that everyone will some day be able to take their grandkids to go see, because he doesn't seem to care about dying like the rest of us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members john l Posted May 12, 2006 Members Share Posted May 12, 2006 Hes {censored}ing purple man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 4Kenoath Posted May 12, 2006 Members Share Posted May 12, 2006 ...and he can still climb coconut trees at the age of 62... ...not so good at getting down though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ray18 Posted May 12, 2006 Members Share Posted May 12, 2006 seriously is that photoshopped? I think he's got some serious circulation problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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